Paris' Doggie Do, Er, Don't

31. Nothing can halp the "ostrich"!

Posted at 2:48PM on May 13th 2008 by val

32. #14, chicken stripper; I am betting on yes.

# 28, PARIS, NIKKI, BARRON, AND CONDRAD HILTON TRUST FUND BABIES.......
WILL NOT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING; Paris is the ultimate example of a blue money
trust fund baby, no education, no work, no talent to act or sing, and no pertinence to care
for anyone other than herself.

I would say, why the hell would any self respecting guy would want to be the boyfriend to
Paris Hilton.

Posted at 2:49PM on May 13th 2008 by BOEING 787

33. Sadly our 'Wonky-Eyed' daughter Paris is a drunken cocaine addled sperm burping gutter slut. Kathy should have taken that batch down the hatch.....

Posted at 3:38PM on May 13th 2008 by Rick Hilton

34. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 3:39PM on May 13th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

35. Rapunzel, Rapunzel ! Let down your long hair!

Posted at 4:11PM on May 13th 2008 by Pink to the Lee

36. Finally someone states the obvious !! Benji is chubby and if he was a girl people would be ripping him apart but since he's a guy no one has really said anything until now. My little pony @ Paris. LOL.

Posted at 4:14PM on May 13th 2008 by rainy

37. UGH!!! BETTER DIP THE WHOLE SKANK FROM HEAD TO TOE IN A HERPES DIP WHILST YR AT IT.

Posted at 4:17PM on May 13th 2008 by STFU

38. He looks like an out of towner on a convention who has picked up a cheap hooker.

Posted at 4:36PM on May 13th 2008 by Go away!!

39. what a loser, TMZ stop wasting space with anything PARIS.. she may have hair like a dog but you know she has a dirty kitty!!! that kitty has more than 9 lives!

Posted at 6:29PM on May 13th 2008 by Princess Ali Baba

40. Wow. Sure is lucky Paris managed to find a skank outfit in her closet. Of course, dresses don't make the skank. The skank does. You could dress her like a nun, and she'd be a skanky nun. And for Halloween?? Skankenstein.

Posted at 5:41PM on May 13th 2008 by Shawn

41. nothing like picking up a cheap looking tramp with std's and I see she's wearing her also cheap looking overpriced extentions,oh the charity work never ends!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:37PM on May 13th 2008 by lame a** paris

42. lol...lol..she looks like an aged hooker...oh yeah...she IS a aged hooker....do people really dress that way????? lol lol
on the count of three I shall snap my fingers and the witch's spell will be broken...ready Benji???? one...two......three....NOW RUN......

Posted at 6:02PM on May 13th 2008 by iliveinyourbasement

43. Look at the picture, again, and notice the guy in the foreground holding a pen and a photo of Paris looking for her signature. It's a photo of her with her blouse open down to her pubic hair line and her legs are spred wide open as if to say, "Wouldn't you like to lick my pus*y too?"

Posted at 3:50PM on May 14th 2008 by Shar

44. These two are such total losers!! Look at me dude, I got a dew rag hanging out of my back pocket and a two dollar tattoo on my neck. Looks like a red neck from hell. I hope they go off into the sunset never to disgrace LA again. What trash!!

Posted at 6:29PM on May 13th 2008 by uallsuck

45. Paris looks gorgeous with or without extensions.. She just released her own line of Hair Extensions so it makes sense shes rockin the long hair again.

Posted at 10:29PM on May 13th 2008 by Nicole