Paris' Doggie Do, Er, Don't

46. this woman is nothing but a drunken, whore, who thinks she can have a clean life...forget it...your naked sex video legacy will haunt your skank soul forever...do not have children Paris they will only suffer the embarrassment your too stupid to feel. Just go home...stay there and shut up...please

Posted at 3:16AM on May 14th 2008 by iliveinyourbasement

47. and somewhere, rick salomom's mom is licking his bolls...while he's dreamin of paris.

Posted at 8:44AM on May 14th 2008 by crazy foreigner

48. I think Paris looks fine. You haters have probably never even met her or anyone famous so just continue to sit on your ignorant fat asses and be life's spectators, spouting off with no actual personal knowledge of much of anything. Go read the National Enquirer and play the lottery...that's all you are good for...

Posted at 9:59AM on May 14th 2008 by James

49. Parasite whore is only dating BH cuz Nicole was getting too much attention

Posted at 2:05PM on May 15th 2008 by lookinthemirror

50. Nice touch with the guy to the left holding the picture of Paris with her legs spread wide open! hahahaha! Skank.

Posted at 3:08PM on May 14th 2008 by Tara

51. Paris is looking at the guy holding her picture. What could she be thinking? Let's speculate here. She may be thinking, "I'd love to sign that picture for my leering, hungry for my crotch fan, but I can't because it would piss Benji off. He gets kind of irritated when guys wave pictures of my crotch around." Or she may be thinking, "I'd love to have this guy, who looks hotter than Benji explore my crotch for a while, as I'm pretty tired of pudgy, tattoo'd from head to toe Benji". Or she might be thinking, "When will I ever attract a guy with real class and money?"

Posted at 4:00PM on May 14th 2008 by Shar

52. Dear Paris,

You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 4:58PM on May 14th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

53. To James #46

There will always be a smaller niche market of people, like yourself, who admire wannabes like Hilton making a cheap buck any way they can, such as trading in on sex tape notoriety and a famous grandfather’s last name. Sorry, but you sound like the type that, like Hilton, is jealous of celebrities with real character, integrity and talent. You can keep the trash (including the Enquirer and the lottery); we prefer quality.

Posted at 5:09PM on May 14th 2008 by genvieve

54. AHHH.....benji is an AWESOME guy!!!!
i think they r cute together........and her hair looks nice!!
back of biatches!!

Posted at 4:55PM on May 16th 2008 by emz