Celebrity Justice
Anne Heche Crazy Broke

Anne Heche got a break from the judge in her custody war today after appearing in court, claiming she doesn't have a pot to pee in ... even less than her deader-beat ex-husband.

An L.A. County Superior Court judge has suspended Heche's obligation to pay child support for July. Heche has been forking over $14,798 in monthly support.

In her declaration, Heche noted that her TV show, "Men In Trees," had gotten the ax. She says since January, "I have been unemployed and had no income....except for one very short term contract for a movie role for which I received a total of $65,000."

Heche says she has a grand total of $34,840.93 in her accounts. She claims she can't continue paying for Homer's private school tuition, her Canadian mortgage, L.A. rent, auto and other expenses. She says she's $364,000 in the hole.

BTW, Anne was spotted at the Malibu Beach Inn over the weekend. She blew $30 on appetizers, not including tip.

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16. SHE IS CRAZY...HAS NO BUSINESS WITH A CHILD!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL DOES THROUGHT HER HEAD

Posted at 11:24PM on May 15th 2008 by kennedy

17. Poor Anne. Geez, has she never heard of saving money? She's a nut.

She can't decide if she likes girls or guys. She got lucky enough to land a TV series that ran for some time. TV shows aren't a guaranteed thing. She should have put back some money for her son's future. What a ditz.

I feel no sympathy for her and can't believe a judge didn't look at her spread sheet. It's funny she can afford multiple houses, etc., but where was the entry for her son's college fund? What a bitch.

Posted at 8:53PM on May 14th 2008 by beachy

18. Sure wish I had over $30,000 in my bank account. Guess she should give up the private school for her kid, have them move to a cheaper rent location. She's crying because she only made a bit over $60 grand for a movie so far this year, we barely make over that in a year with our combined incomes. Boo hoo hoo. Learn to live like the rest of the real world

Posted at 8:54PM on May 14th 2008 by gossip fan

19. Here's a tip: They're hiring at Mr. Chow.

Posted at 9:00PM on May 14th 2008 by chicken stripper

20. First of all, they named the poor child "Homer"... Then, where is the reality for these folks? The amount of child support per month is more than an adult makes in a year on minimum wage! Not that it's enough to live on for a whole year but really...? Both appear to be opportunistic and it has come back to munch them in the Alpo underwear. I like the premise and characters for her show "Men in Trees" but couldn't get past my distaste of her in general.

Posted at 9:14PM on May 14th 2008 by Disgusted in MO

21. Don't pay any attention to John Q. he is a religious zealot kook. He probably has a bumper sticker on his car saying "God Bless America" or plastic fish Take care Anne, God is a loving God.

Posted at 9:13PM on May 14th 2008 by brad h.

22. How much rent can she be paying when her live-in boyfriend is also an actor making a decent amount of money? Does he live scott-free or are they sharing rent expenses? I think she's just trying to screw over her ex-husband because he has full custody.

Posted at 9:18PM on May 14th 2008 by Schpoopty

23. Sorry, Anne. Most people will have no sympathy for you! Do like most of us have to do. Save your money while you're earning it, live on a pre-determined budget, and then you will be able to deal with the lean times. In the meantime, you have a court-ordered payment to make. Either find some more work, or quit spending money eating out. I know it's hard, but your son is the innocent party in all of this. It wasn't his fault that you got divorced, and he wasn't the one that made the decision to send him to private school.

Posted at 9:19PM on May 14th 2008 by sgar

24. She had a legal husband, but got bored and decided to cheat with her co-star. Now her show's been cancelled. How long will the romance last now that they no longer work together and see each other in the workplace? Don't enter into marriage and parenthood unless you're serious. This woman is an airhead, but I wouldn't be surprised if Steve Martin or Ellen came to her rescue.

In which case, she'd probably just screw up again.

Posted at 9:27PM on May 14th 2008 by Carolyn (Abernathy)

25. This is what happens you choose a career for which you have no aptitude for. She should be broke, she's a mess.

Posted at 9:29PM on May 14th 2008 by Bob

26. ATTENTION PEOPLE:

GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIVES AND GET OFF THIS COMPUTER....READ A BOOK...GET A JOB....DO SOME CHARITY WORK....HELP THY NEIGHBOR...

TRY AND DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE WITH YOUR LIVES..INSTEAD OF BLOGGING THIS NONSENSE!!!

Posted at 9:32PM on May 14th 2008 by Mrs. Bushmann

27. Well we have dead beat Dads and now we also have Dead beat "Mom's". Hey,it works both ways!! Pay Up!

Posted at 9:33PM on May 14th 2008 by Wake Up!

28. ANNE HECHE IS SO TRANSPARENT AS A HUMAN BEING.

FIRST, ANNE IS WITH A MAN-STEVE MARTIN...

THEN TO GET BIGGER ATTENTION------SHE HOOKS UP WITH ELLEN,

THEN SHE BREAKS OFF WITH ELLEN, GOES NUTS , N IS FOUND TAKING DOPE, N WANDERING AROUND, SEEING SPACESHIPS, WRITES A BOOK, WHICH IS A NUT JOB,

MARRIES THIS GUY SHE MET ON SOME SET.....N HE SETS HER UP...WHAT COMES AROUND, SURELY GOES AROUND.

IF ANNE HAD ONLY STAYED WITH ELLEN?

Posted at 9:34PM on May 14th 2008 by Fanny Steinburg

29. Anne Heche will have to do what Dian Plato did. Porn, and robbing convience stores to make ends meet.

Posted at 9:34PM on May 14th 2008 by Anne get back together with Ellen Again.

30. "Crazy" Broke is the right title for this article. This woman is either severely mentally disturbed (with benefit of the doubt) or unimaginably narcissistic and selfish. She seems to do absolutely anything she wants on a whim and to hell with anyone else who has cared for her in her wake. I feel so sorry for that poor little boy. I hope his daddy can find a way to get custody of him and give him a stable home.

Posted at 9:38PM on May 14th 2008 by BadKtty

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