Celebrity Justice
Anne Heche Crazy Broke

Anne Heche got a break from the judge in her custody war today after appearing in court, claiming she doesn't have a pot to pee in ... even less than her deader-beat ex-husband.

An L.A. County Superior Court judge has suspended Heche's obligation to pay child support for July. Heche has been forking over $14,798 in monthly support.

In her declaration, Heche noted that her TV show, "Men In Trees," had gotten the ax. She says since January, "I have been unemployed and had no income....except for one very short term contract for a movie role for which I received a total of $65,000."

Heche says she has a grand total of $34,840.93 in her accounts. She claims she can't continue paying for Homer's private school tuition, her Canadian mortgage, L.A. rent, auto and other expenses. She says she's $364,000 in the hole.

BTW, Anne was spotted at the Malibu Beach Inn over the weekend. She blew $30 on appetizers, not including tip.

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31. Do I feel sorry for her, NO!!!! If this was an ordinary working class person, the courts would say get a job, She is no better than anyone else, but not everyone makes hollywood money, maybe you should have saved your money and invested it more wisely...I feel no commpassion for those who choose not to support their own children SHAME ON YOU, w

Posted at 10:34PM on May 14th 2008 by Jamie

32. You people are absolutely the worst parasites on the planet.

Posted at 9:41PM on May 14th 2008 by FredR

33. Hey. Be nice. This woman is seriously mentally ill. I think she is even sicker then Britney. They should just let the guy raise the kid and send her back to Fresno. You know Fresno must be a really weird place. First there was that soap with carol burnett, and then K-Fed and then her in an orchard contacting space aliens

Posted at 4:42PM on May 15th 2008 by sabrina273

34. I Love that Show and Hate that it got cancelled. I have loved Anne ever since Another World I thought she was Great in everything she played. Her Ex should have a job. And I'm sure she is a great mother, but she has to work and if her job is in Alaska then she has to go there to make money and that is why she doesn't have full custody of her son. So many of you people on here seem to be haters, and it's a shame your life is so miserable that you have to say such nasty things about someones situation you know no real truth about.

Posted at 9:52PM on May 14th 2008 by BonnieB

35. Talk about a loser, that Baffoon. What kind of self-respecting man tries to milk spousal support out of his ex-wife? Turn the porn off, take a shower, put some decent clothes on and GET A JOB, you pathetic excuse for a male.

Posted at 10:20PM on May 14th 2008 by LeeLee

36. Anne Heche needed a reality check along time ago about her future as an actress. Thank God I am here to help her now...Hello Anne, You suck as an actress. She should have been very conservative with her money and invested it wisely. Yes, it's wise to marry smart...Ellen was a much better partner than her current loser ex-husband.

Posted at 10:27PM on May 14th 2008 by Krishna

37. "doesn't have a pot to pee in..."

Is that a quote about Heche, or about the minimum wage staffers at TMZ who are obsessively jealous of the lavish lifestyle of Mariah and Nick. Hey, an entire 30 seconds have passed without a new "Nick-is-a-sleaze" post!! What happened, you kids have to go and take your milk and cookie breaks? Come now, there MUST be some new bit of minutia you wish to post about him. He is, after all, young, black, RICH and happy. That alone should be enough to rankle everyone in the TMZ ranks.

Posted at 11:50PM on May 14th 2008 by Edumacated

38. all these people wishing hardship!! PATHETIC...imagine if ur lives were out on to TMZ...circle oflife has a whole other meaning for celebs.

Posted at 10:34PM on May 14th 2008 by sad

39. I thought Anne Heche's husband Coley Buf fund was heir to a big fortune. Guess not.

Posted at 10:41PM on May 14th 2008 by Belle Start

40. Vintage 51, OMG! I am so glad you noticed that! Honestly, I never even commented here before, but I read so many posts from kelli, FBIker, and chicken stripper that I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing. I was trying to decide how much time kelli (and the others) must spend on TMZ and didn't know if I should be sad for them or disgusted by their waste of space on the planet. You put it so well! One thing to browse now and then, another thing to have this be your only life. Thanks for saying it perfectly!

Posted at 10:37PM on May 14th 2008 by go outside sometimes

41. It AMazes me the number of actors, actresses, musicians and sports figures that have a
great deal of money and then end up broke. The NFL (National Football League) began
mandatory classes for all incoming players on how to handle their finances. At some level
it seems to me this should be done in the above mentioned professions. Now obviously it
would be insane to require anybody that ever played in a band or had a bit part in a
movie to be required to have finance classes but something should be done at some level.

Posted at 10:37PM on May 14th 2008 by fishfeedfive

42. Poor Anne Hesch !

(Yo girl! Don't you be actin' like you ain't got a safety deposit box or two full of green around! Homey don't play that!)

Posted at 12:41AM on May 15th 2008 by Campy

43. Anne you bet on the wrong horse.
(bad joke, I am kinda sorry)
Anne needs to learn how to live in the real world, with real bills, real responsibilities, and she needs to be a grown up now and make a budget. I am afraid she is really too unstable to handle real life. She will be found wandering again, running from aliens.
I have always been told that whatever you do in this life, will come back to you 3 times what you sent out. Karma is a bitch.

Posted at 10:47PM on May 14th 2008 by Honest

44. ATTENTION PEOPLE:

STOP WASTING YOUR PATHETIC LIVES BLOGGING THIS NONSENSE...DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE WITH YOUR LIVES!!

EDUCATE YOUR SELVES...MAYBE LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE....GET A JOB...DO CHARITY WORK...BUT PLEASE STOP WASTING YOUR TIME HERE!! I AM HERE TO TRY AND HELP YOU PEOPLE...WAKE UP!!!

Posted at 10:49PM on May 14th 2008 by Mrs. Bushmann

45. People, you're as freakin crazy as Anne Heche. She spent 30 bucks on a food, well then of course it makes total sense that she should be paying 15,000 bucks a month to her husband for child support because gosh, that's what it takes to take care of a kid. Everybody knows the LA courst are pretty much brain-dead, and the LA Family Courts are no exception.

Posted at 10:50PM on May 14th 2008 by Sandy Underpants

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