Celebrity Justice
"Baywatch" Dumbass Charged

The El Dorado, CA County DA has officially charged former "Baywatch" babe Jose Solano with four misdemeanor counts, including petty theft, driving without valid license and hit and run after he allegedly swiped a book of tattoo art from a tattoo shop and took off in his car.

Cops say Solano -- who played someone named Manny Gutierrez on the show -- walked into the parlor last week, grabbed a book of art and ran out of the store. When confronted, he claimed to be a cop and then bolted, but not before hitting a light pole.

His next court date has not been set.



Reader Comments

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1. they forget to book him for impersonating an officer of the law.- that's a felony!

Posted at 6:27PM on May 14th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

2. Dough Brain!

Posted at 6:43PM on May 14th 2008 by hank

3. Really dumb guy!

Posted at 7:02PM on May 14th 2008 by Kelli

4. I'm pretty sure this is one of those mob set up things. I'm not a conspiracy theorist nut but it only makes sense because Brittney he is not.

Posted at 7:21PM on May 14th 2008 by Campy

5. Isn't that the same list of crimes Britney commited within one month??? I'm just saying - was she even ever charged?

Posted at 7:30PM on May 14th 2008 by oh yes, I went there

6. wtf...damn that's strange. what do you think he was thinking when he stole that book. Man..really need a new tat design..don't know what to do...HEY LETS GO ROB A TATTOO PARLOR...excellent....mommy can you rub that oil on my penis again.....


-.-

Posted at 8:44PM on May 14th 2008 by drt_jrz

7. That tat book was the most valuable thing in that town. It's original name was Hangtown, cause they hung a lot of people in the gold rush days, some women too. Anyway, the motto of that county is COME ON VACATION, LEAVE ON PROBATION.. Guess he didn't know that. They have a bicycle lane on the FREEWAY! Hell, he's probably a really big celebrity there right now. Talk about knuckle draggers, that place still has cavemen walking around.

Posted at 10:20PM on May 14th 2008 by tiger313

8. he is so hot

Posted at 6:47AM on May 15th 2008 by jay

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----- Original Message -----
From: Perez Hilton
To: DISAPPOINTED FAN
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2008 7:35 AM
Subject: Re: your site is getting disappointing


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P


On Thu, May 15, 2008 at 9:28 AM, wrote:

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Posted at 10:22AM on May 15th 2008 by PEREZ SUCKS