Prince Von A-Hole: Must Not-See TV

5/14/2008 6:24 PM PDT
Last time we checked, 91-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor wasn't dead yet, so what's her daffy hubby doing looking for a new princess?

It's for some new lame-ass reality show, which begs the bigger question -- while we give him a few minutes here and there, why in the hell would anyone give him his own show?!