Someone Tell John Goodman to XYZPDQ!
That's one way to distract the paps!
1. YUK!!!
Posted at 5:39PM on May 14th 2008 by leigh
2. Love this man dearly.
Massive coronary soon. He needed an angioplasty yesterday.
John, lay off the barbeque sauce, please, You're one of the good guys.
Posted at 5:41PM on May 14th 2008 by chicken stripper
3. For such a big man he sure has a small dink
Posted at 5:48PM on May 14th 2008 by kumpak
4. Is his fly down?
Posted at 5:44PM on May 14th 2008 by artstoyz
5. John Goodman is such a great actor... I hope he does something about his health. I don't care about his weight, but he looks awful and unhealthy. I agree with comment #2 - you're one of the good guys, John. Don't let us lose you!
Posted at 5:47PM on May 14th 2008 by John!
6. HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE GUN LOVING, UNEDUCATED, CLINGING TO RELIGION, PIECES OF WHITE FILTH WIGGERS, SCORN OF THE EARTH, SEX WITH YOUR OWN INBREEDING BROTHER IN THE WOODS LOSERS FROM WEST VIRGINIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZIP UP LOSER!
Posted at 5:47PM on May 14th 2008 by ANTI WEST VIRGINIA!
7. Well, at least he knows how he'll check out.
With his money though he could afford enough medical work to cut&suck that bloatage out. Maybe he thinks he'll never work again as a thin person.
Posted at 5:49PM on May 14th 2008 by jFp
8. OH NO! I love this man. He is a great actor and seems like a very nice person. I don't want anything bad to happen to him. Take care John!
Posted at 5:54PM on May 14th 2008 by bitz
9. I believe he was a heavy smoker as well. I'm quite frankly surprised he's still alive.
Posted at 5:54PM on May 14th 2008 by Allen
10. What is "XYZPDQ"?
Posted at 5:58PM on May 14th 2008 by Curious
11. XYZ is the end PDQ Pretty Damn Quick. Take care of yourself John, you look miserable.
Posted at 6:03PM on May 14th 2008 by Kelli
12. eXamine Your Zipper Pretty Damn Quick
Posted at 6:03PM on May 14th 2008 by Adrienne
13. Examine Your Zipper Pretty Damn Quick
QYZPDQ!!!!
Posted at 6:04PM on May 14th 2008 by Card
14. Adrienne, maybe that as well... haha!
Posted at 6:04PM on May 14th 2008 by Kelli
15. eXamine Your Zipper Pretty Dam Quick
Posted at 6:06PM on May 14th 2008 by tmz reader