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5/14/2008 5:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Someone Tell John Goodman to XYZPDQ!

That's one way to distract the paps!


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leigh:  1369 days ago

YUK!!!

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Twinker:  1369 days ago

Love this man dearly.
Massive coronary soon. He needed an angioplasty yesterday.
John, lay off the barbeque sauce, please, You're one of the good guys.

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davey:  1369 days ago

For such a big man he sure has a small dink

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artstoyz:  1369 days ago

Is his fly down?

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how dumb:  1369 days ago

John Goodman is such a great actor... I hope he does something about his health. I don't care about his weight, but he looks awful and unhealthy. I agree with comment #2 - you're one of the good guys, John. Don't let us lose you!

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JENNIFER ANNISTON LITE:  1369 days ago

HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE GUN LOVING, UNEDUCATED, CLINGING TO RELIGION, PIECES OF WHITE FILTH WIGGERS, SCORN OF THE EARTH, SEX WITH YOUR OWN INBREEDING BROTHER IN THE WOODS LOSERS FROM WEST VIRGINIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZIP UP LOSER!

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jfp:  1369 days ago

Well, at least he knows how he'll check out.

With his money though he could afford enough medical work to cut&suck that bloatage out. Maybe he thinks he'll never work again as a thin person.

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Al:  1369 days ago

I believe he was a heavy smoker as well. I'm quite frankly surprised he's still alive.

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uh?:  1369 days ago

What is "XYZPDQ"?

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Kelli:  1369 days ago

XYZ is the end PDQ Pretty Damn Quick. Take care of yourself John, you look miserable.

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Adrienne:  1369 days ago

eXamine Your Zipper Pretty Damn Quick

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Kelli:  1369 days ago

Adrienne, maybe that as well... haha!

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juscus:  1369 days ago

HEY JOHN..LOVE YA. HEY WHAT WAS THE MODEL OF HARLEY ON THE EPISODE OF ROSEANNE. HEARITAGE?

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Natthebrat:  1369 days ago

We went to see him in California on the set of Normal, Ohio (which didnt make it past the pilot) BUT He could barely breathe! He was sweating profusly and had make up people always dabbing his face with make-up. He was a VERY nice guy and signed an autograph before the taping and afterwards talked with us for a few minutes... Nice guy, But needs to get some help with the weight before we loose yet another fabulous actor! Good luck, John!

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Hal:  1369 days ago

He and Rosie should get together!

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