Bumpin' Uglies?

After "accidentally" revealing to the world that Angelina Jolie was expecting twins, Jack Black proves that even though she's eating for three, he's still fatter than she is.
Jack Black might be having twins
One of these people is expected to give birth some time this summer. The other one has nice highlights.



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16. I'm sorry but her arms look disgusting. She should have way more meat on them with how huge she is. Her skinny body is gonna be warped after those babies are born. And Jack should get on a diet for his health.
Just sayin...

Posted at 1:10PM on May 15th 2008 by K-Had

17. IT NEVER FAILS...SHE HAD BEEN OUT OF THE MEDIA SPOTLIGHT TAKING HER TRIP TO FRANCE BUT, THE MINUTE JENNIFER STARTS GETTING PUBLICITY, THIS HUSBAND STEALING BITCH HAS TO TRY TO OUT SHINE JENNIFER WITH HER PREGNANCY! AND THE MEDIA, BECAUSE YOU PLAY GAMES WITH THIS CRAP, NO WONDER JENNIFER WON'T STAND STILL LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU ANY PICTURES. YOU PAPP'S, YOU ALWAYS, ALWAYS PUT THESE TWO IN COMPTETITION AND YOU SUCK FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU CRACK YOUR LENSES GETTING PICTURES OF HOLIE-SPITTS!

Posted at 1:13PM on May 15th 2008 by THROWING UP

18. What do you MORONS mean by saying "and this is news because" ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID? This is a place to go to read fictional crap about people who get paid to ENTERTAIN YOU not GIVE YOU LIFE LESSONS!! You want a role model call your priest...that's what he signed on for.
This site is designed to make them appear stupid, show them at their worst, and hopefully destroy a few lives in the process.
So log on and enjoy..just don't believe a word of it.
BELIEVE HALF OF WHAT YOU SEE AND NOTHING OF WHAT YOU HEAR

Posted at 1:31PM on May 15th 2008 by annette

19. I love this picture.... lol If anything it shows them being normal people joking with eachother. Have we not at one time or another done that? Ahhh yes I think so.

Posted at 1:43PM on May 15th 2008 by FutureTMZstaffer

20. Funny that you say Angelina is eating for three.......by the looks of the skinny arms I dont think she eats at all.

Posted at 2:03PM on May 15th 2008 by lisa

21. LOL......You gotta love Jack Black.

Posted at 2:03PM on May 15th 2008 by coco

22. um,#17 jolie-pitt went to france so they can work, angie and jack has a movie to promote, if anything it is jen trying to get camera time for her new boy toy relationship, but i'm not mad at jennifer, john mayer is great, love you john, jen not so much, i just can't, hard as i have tried, i just don't get it. or her. good luck with the babies jolie-pitt.

Posted at 2:08PM on May 15th 2008 by good luck angie with the beautiful family you made

23. I AM CURIOUS AS TO HOW HER CHILDREN ARE GOING TO FEEL IN ABOUT 25 YEARS. MY BEST FRIEND COMES FROM A BIG FAMILY (10 KIDS) AND DIDNT RECEIVE ENOUGH ATTENTION FROM THEIR PARENTS BECAUSE THERE WERE ONLY 2 PARENTS AND 10 KIDS. THAT HAS LEFT MANY OF THEM WITH "ISSUES" THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE CASE FOR THE JOLIE-PITT FAMILY BUT I STILL THINK THEY ARE CONFUSING THEIR NEED TO PARENT/FATHER ALMOST EVERY CHILD OUT THERE WITH THEIR GREED FOR A BIG FAMILY. I SAY GOOD LUCK TO THE CHILDREN, THEIR THE ONES WHO ARE GOING TO NEED IT IN THE LONG RUN.

Posted at 2:38PM on May 15th 2008 by julie

24. Her belly is as big as her forehead now. Brad is making her have all those kids, He may leave her when he's done getting all the kids he needs.

Posted at 2:44PM on May 15th 2008 by sandykay

25. Add the king of queens to the other side of Angie and you have one yucky sandwich..

Posted at 2:46PM on May 15th 2008 by James Rant

26. The fat ugly beer belly man syndrome? It's becuz chicks like pregnant looking people.

Posted at 4:29PM on May 15th 2008 by Earl

27. To: Posted at 1:31PM on May 15th 2008 by annette

You said it so well.

Posted at 4:49PM on May 15th 2008 by emme

28. If I had kids I'd want them to hang out with Uncle Jack. I don't understand how anyone can hate Jack Black. He's worked hard to get to where he's at.
BTW: Isn't his wife having a baby too?

Posted at 6:03PM on May 15th 2008 by Skipperoo

29. She is PREGNANT, not FAT!

Posted at 10:29PM on May 15th 2008 by Amy

30. The lovely skag-tag on her arm pretty much sums who she is.
skag-tags/tramp-stamps are about as white-trash as it gets.
Quit breeding and buying kids... someday the fad will be over for you and they are the ones who will suffer.

Posted at 12:17AM on May 16th 2008 by Tired of the whole mess

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