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5/15/2008 7:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Holly Madison: Hef's a Bucket o' Lamesauce

Hugh Hefner's #1 gal, Holly Madison, was pissed when TMZ told her he'd never marry her -- but he's making it up to her by getting the Mansion a stripper pole!



You mean they don't come standard with every room?

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artstoyz:  1369 days ago

Hugh Hefner is GOD.

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good grief!:  1369 days ago

LMAO!!!!!!!!! guess that old fart isnt as stupid as he looks!!!

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KO:  1369 days ago

I love how she thinks she is different from every other piece of ash Hef slept with.......

Shocking that he wouldnt marry her.

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tba:  1369 days ago

If you want to know what a gold digger looks like...see Holly Madison. She's so pathetic with her full court press to convince Hef to marry her almost to the point to whoring herself. God forbid she had to earn a real living and put a roof over her head....she perp

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davey:  1369 days ago

they need a post not a pole.... she's dumb as post..... not pole..... get it?

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GrandmaToo:  1369 days ago

I would without doubt agree, that man has never suffered from the term Stupid, he is an ardent business man.. I do believe he has been married twice, and learned with the best of us.. In fact there have been quite a few playmates that have lived at the Mansion over the last 45 years , and without doubt either did or could well have referred to Hef as a boyfriend. Holly is just on the list.. Imagine giving up the concept of marriage with Hef for a stripper pole.. wow, It will be there for the next group of girls...

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pimp:  1369 days ago

she can't possibly be this dumb....she's gotta be playin for the camera...it's not human possible for a human being to be so empty headed.

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Liz:  1369 days ago

She is truly the definition of a "dumb blonde"!

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stafford:  1369 days ago

Holly thinks shes better than she is
Bridgette is Hot and smart
Kindra Is a stupid whinning hoe

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Chloe:  1369 days ago

Hef's still married to the 2nd wife. He can't marry her... He's probably been clipped, so he can't even reproduce.. silly Holly!!

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raven:  1369 days ago

holly shouldn't worry about getting married .. she needs to get a hold of the Hef Sperm Swimmers and get pregnant. that's the meal ticket for the rest of her life ....

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sickofperverts:  1369 days ago

Talk about an idiot! She's the leader of the pack.

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rosaparks:  1369 days ago


what state in america do
most strippers some from ?

I DA HO;

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No Holly Fan:  1369 days ago

I used to like Holly, but with her TV show and the like she is just a spoiled, whiny ho-bag. I prefer Kendra the best. She is the most real-and the most naturally pretty. Ever seen Holly wihtout makeup? Yuck! And no, Hef will never marry again! Bridget is just nasty, and REALLY dumb. Talk about nothing upstairs!

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Bubblebunny:  1369 days ago

She is a call girl, period. ICK.

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