Holly Madison: Hef's a Bucket o' Lamesauce

Hugh Hefner's #1 gal, Holly Madison, was pissed when TMZ told her he'd never marry her -- but he's making it up to her by getting the Mansion a stripper pole!



You mean they don't come standard with every room?



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1. Hugh Hefner is GOD.

Posted at 6:46PM on May 15th 2008 by artstoyz

2. LMAO!!!!!!!!! guess that old fart isnt as stupid as he looks!!!

Posted at 6:49PM on May 15th 2008 by just saying

3. I love how she thinks she is different from every other piece of ash Hef slept with.......

Shocking that he wouldnt marry her.

Posted at 7:00PM on May 15th 2008 by KO

4. If you want to know what a gold digger looks like...see Holly Madison. She's so pathetic with her full court press to convince Hef to marry her almost to the point to whoring herself. God forbid she had to earn a real living and put a roof over her head....she perp

Posted at 6:55PM on May 15th 2008 by TBA

5. they need a post not a pole.... she's dumb as post..... not pole..... get it?

Posted at 6:55PM on May 15th 2008 by semore

6. I would without doubt agree, that man has never suffered from the term Stupid, he is an ardent business man.. I do believe he has been married twice, and learned with the best of us.. In fact there have been quite a few playmates that have lived at the Mansion over the last 45 years , and without doubt either did or could well have referred to Hef as a boyfriend. Holly is just on the list.. Imagine giving up the concept of marriage with Hef for a stripper pole.. wow, It will be there for the next group of girls...

Posted at 7:02PM on May 15th 2008 by GrandmaToo

7. she can't possibly be this dumb....she's gotta be playin for the camera...it's not human possible for a human being to be so empty headed.

Posted at 7:10PM on May 15th 2008 by average joe

8. She is truly the definition of a "dumb blonde"!

Posted at 7:15PM on May 15th 2008 by Dallas

9. Holly thinks shes better than she is
Bridgette is Hot and smart
Kindra Is a stupid whinning hoe

Posted at 7:19PM on May 15th 2008 by kitty

10. Hef's still married to the 2nd wife. He can't marry her... He's probably been clipped, so he can't even reproduce.. silly Holly!!

Posted at 7:33PM on May 15th 2008 by Chloe

11. holly shouldn't worry about getting married .. she needs to get a hold of the Hef Sperm Swimmers and get pregnant. that's the meal ticket for the rest of her life ....

Posted at 7:33PM on May 15th 2008 by raven

12. Talk about an idiot! She's the leader of the pack.

Posted at 7:37PM on May 15th 2008 by Elaine

13.
what state in america do
most strippers some from ?

I DA HO;

Posted at 7:51PM on May 15th 2008 by rosaparks

14. I used to like Holly, but with her TV show and the like she is just a spoiled, whiny ho-bag. I prefer Kendra the best. She is the most real-and the most naturally pretty. Ever seen Holly wihtout makeup? Yuck! And no, Hef will never marry again! Bridget is just nasty, and REALLY dumb. Talk about nothing upstairs!

Posted at 7:57PM on May 15th 2008 by No Holly Fan

15. She is a call girl, period. ICK.

Posted at 8:27PM on May 15th 2008 by Bonnie

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