Holly Madison: Hef's a Bucket o' Lamesauce

16. every one is a ho
they all are
even I was

Posted at 8:01PM on May 15th 2008 by dead pot smokin' joanie

17. Holly is NOT stupid. My son went to school with her the year she graduated. She is a very smart girl.. It is amazing to me that you people think that all this is REAL!! It is reality tv. There is a script. She reads her lines. She may or may not even live in the Mansion. Think fairy bugs!!! Its not real!

Posted at 8:03PM on May 15th 2008 by black

18. Hef has three "wives" just like some of those FLDS members who aren't legally married to any of their wives either. It's not bigamy if a man has not attempted to legally marry a woman while legally married to another The difference is those FDLS "wives" believe it's their relgion to have mulitple wives. Hef's women are just whoring themselves for the upscale lifestyle. Why would Hef want to be legally tied down to any of them when he can have all three of them for free?

Posted at 8:25PM on May 15th 2008 by Lee

19. How in the world any woman can stand for that old wrinkled fart to touch them escapes me. If they want mega bucks, many younger men are eligible!

Posted at 8:29PM on May 15th 2008 by Mia

20. her laugh is so flipping annoying!!!! what a whore!

Posted at 8:29PM on May 15th 2008 by good grief!

21. She is really pretty. I hope she gets what she wants in life. Having to blow Hef for this long deserves some serious cash reward. YUCK.

Posted at 8:31PM on May 15th 2008 by HonestyHurts

22. Hugh Hefner is still legally married to the mother of his two boys. I saw it on E.

Posted at 9:16PM on May 15th 2008 by Kathy

23. Bridget's not as dumb as she seems. She has a Masters Degree.

Posted at 9:22PM on May 15th 2008 by Alanna

24. Lotsa dummies have Master's Degrees ! I'm sure it's in "Communications Arts". Or maybe "Landscape Arts". Or maybe "The Art of Sthupping Well". I'm sure it isn't anything like Quantum Physics or Neuro-Psychology. If it's in English, she cheated.

Posted at 9:33PM on May 15th 2008 by Bonnie

25. LMAO....this is TOO funny! MAYBe,she is staying with him HOPING he'll get senile soon and sign something!?And,at HIS age,ALL, his swimmers are dead! VIAGRA- just helps him beat a dead horse to death..........loloolololol

Posted at 9:36PM on May 15th 2008 by carol

26. To Black: OK, what is a Fairy Bug ?

Posted at 9:35PM on May 15th 2008 by Blondie

27. Dude, she has acrylic Barbie hair. Jesus, can't Britney get her nasty mop done wit some of dat?!?

Posted at 10:27PM on May 15th 2008 by whatever

28. I could find Holly, Kendra and Bridgette some nice wealthy young doctors or lawyers who would appreciate them and give them an exciting life. And they could still go see Hef.

Posted at 10:59PM on May 15th 2008 by chicken stripper---the gentle yentl

29. Gold diggin' worked for Anna Nicole....

Posted at 2:28AM on May 16th 2008 by amy

30. MARSHA! MARSHA! MARSHA! SHE SOUNDS LIKE ANOTH BLONDE BIMBO...WHERE IS HANIBAL WHEN YOU NEED HIM!!!!

Posted at 12:28AM on May 16th 2008 by Krishna