Holly Madison: Hef's a Bucket o' Lamesauce

Hugh Hefner's #1 gal, Holly Madison, was pissed when TMZ told her he'd never marry her -- but he's making it up to her by getting the Mansion a stripper pole!



You mean they don't come standard with every room?



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31. Yes, some of the series is, "scripted", but not all of it. Holly is the only one in a real relationship with Hefner, but Kendra and Bridget are NOT. That is fluff stuff and publicity, however Holly does want to marry Hefner, but he never will marry her. It is not because he does not care for her, he does, but he will never go down that aisle again. Hefner will take care of Holly in his will, that is a given, but she will never have the attachment to the empire. That is being left to his children and other family members. Kimberly will be set for life. It is a given too that once Hefner passes, Holly will be involved with someone else within 12 months. Mark my words. As for education, Bridget and Holly are not dumbasses. Kendra on the other hand is not educated by any stretch of the imagination. Without Playboy, she'd be a Jack in the Box order taker. She has not shame, no priorities and no class, BUT she is the most fun. Bridget is sweet. Holly has her head up her ass most days and has taken, "Queen Bee Syndrome" to a whole new level. Jealous, petty and bitchy is the best way to describe her.

Posted at 1:55AM on May 16th 2008 by JMO

32. The only reason those girls are with Hef is because of the $$$$$$$
They wouldn't be with an old man if he didn't have$$$$$
What does that make them???
Stripper pole in the house!
Their TV show stinks, I don't know why the network keeps them on air---OH I guess it's so that men can see them hal naked
Did I hear stripper pole again!

Posted at 5:25AM on May 16th 2008 by He

33. Hef is winding down enjoying his last few years. He's already been married several times. Hes done with being married. Been there, done that. Why does she want to marry him? Does she love him? Does she want his cash? Does she want kids with him? Lets address the above. First of all, he is snipped. No more swimmers. Secondly, if she does love him, bad idea: how many years does he have left? Thats just setting yourself up for heartbreak. If she is looking for his cash, she can forget that...he is lightyears smarter with infinately more wisdom and experience and has great lawyers. Shell get some coin as will the rest of the girls. So either Holly is an idiot and is really in love with him and suddenly in the next few years hes gonna pass away, or she is a gold digger that will get no money off of Hef because he is too smart for that b.s. Message to Holly: check it out. You are riding the gravy train due to your looks. Hef is gonna be dead inside of 10 years. Enjoy the celebrity and the cash while you have it. He is not going to marry you, so you can forget about getting a size chunk of his estate. Stay with hef for a year or two more, make money on appearances and your calanders, start as many businesses as you can with the money you are making now, and find someone around your age to date and marry that wont break your heart because they will be pushing up daisies in several years.

Posted at 5:36AM on May 17th 2008 by Mark

34. Hefner would be out of his mind to marry her. Or anyone. At his age and withhis dough, there is absolutely no reason. He screws any woman he wants, why limit it to this one, the worse of the grils next door

Posted at 8:04AM on May 16th 2008 by Dan

35. The Hef-and-the-Three-Girls show is a bit of so-that's-what-goes-on-at-the-mansion fun for me. I buy the annual DVD compilations and watch 'em catch as catch can. It is cotton candy, so I don't watch more than an episode or two at once, but one of my favorite episodes was when Barbi visited the Mansion and simmered over her former boyfriend's choice of current girlfriends. It was funny--her catty comments--yet sad, too, as it has been a long time since she was the bikini-clad sunbeam of the early Seventies.

Posted at 9:10AM on May 16th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

36. Holly is sick! Why would you want to have sex with a man older than your own grandfather? She dresses like a high school girl...what's with that?

Posted at 9:48AM on May 16th 2008 by zombie_hands

37. Holly only wants a marrige if it includes 50% of Hefs net worth. Holly would never have marrige before God in any Country that did not assert Hollys right to 50% of Hefs net worth. Holly doesn't love Hef, she loves his net worth.

Posted at 10:20AM on May 16th 2008 by Jennifer2000

38. Your suppose to use the RIGHT HAND to make the "L" for loser. Maybe she was refering to herself as the loser.

Posted at 10:23AM on May 16th 2008 by Davo

39. When Hef is gone...she will dry up and fade like yesterday's flowers.....and if I never see this talentless ho again it will be heaven!

Posted at 11:10AM on May 16th 2008 by Tookie

40. Well...she's not that dumb...she plotted her way into living in the Playboy Mansion with stylists, manicurists, servents, and chefs at her beck and call, she's now a "celebrity" with tons of money and Hef made her Playboy's West Coast Editor....A position thousands of people with a college degree and years of experience would kill for. Being a ho paid off for her.

Posted at 12:15PM on May 16th 2008 by Snoopy

41. Oh geez Ma, can I have a stripper pole too!?!? What a waste of air and space...... Yes, she isn't the first, she won't be the last, and Hef will never get married again.

Posted at 12:28PM on May 16th 2008 by Tara

42. The Head Fembot is at it again..........she is sooooooo delusional.

Posted at 1:03PM on May 16th 2008 by tazmania

43. I wonder if Hef said that when he passes away he's giving all of his money to charity,how fast Holly would be out of there.She is so fake.How do have sex with an 82 yr old man?????Seriously,thats disgusting

Posted at 2:32PM on May 16th 2008 by dave

44. HEF IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE HOLLY'S GRANDPA! & SHE'S HIS #1? IF THAT WERE TRUE, SHE WOULD BE HIS ONLY ONE!

Posted at 5:44PM on May 16th 2008 by Mrs. Soto

45. Holly is a grade A gold digger, but out of the three she's the only one who's all there. Kendra's a spazzy lesbian idiot, it's a wonder she can tie her own shoes. She must be so embarassing to go out with. Bridget is just weird. She was my fave until the episode where she did a striptease for her parents. Psycho! And then she throws her DOG a party and gets it catered and forces her friends to come and bring gifts. If your friend did this wouldn't you start avoiding her? So yeah, Holly is definitely the best of that bunch.

Posted at 2:45PM on May 18th 2008 by Jenny

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