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It Was a JOKE People!

Posted May 16th 2008 8:52PM by TMZ Staff

Please do not run out and buy Ellen DeGeneres wedding gifts.

Yesterday, TMZ broke the story that Ellen had announced her impending nuptials to girlfriend Portia de Rossi. Right before, the talk show host issued a statement, lauding the court's decision to overturn California's ban on gay marriage, adding, "P.S. I'm registered at Crate & Barrel." Problem is, someone then thought it would be funny to actually register in the couple's name.

While Ellen and Portia are planning on tying the knot, they want to make sure that everyone knows that they are not registered -- anywhere.

We'd make a joke here, but we're afraid people will take it seriously.

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1. I already bought their toaster at Target?

Posted at 9:50PM on May 16th 2008 by Kelli

2. WHY BUY THE COW WHEN YOU ARE GETTING THE MILK FREE? YUM YUM

Posted at 9:51PM on May 16th 2008 by Krishna

3. "We'd make a joke here, but we're afraid people will take it seriously." What? Publishing the name and photograph of a minor child involved in sex crime is a joke? Calling an unborn child a bastard in Headline of a story is a joke? Sorry if my sense of humor is not on your sick disgusting level.

Posted at 10:00PM on May 16th 2008 by LameMZ

4. Portia is going to take ellen to the cleaners in a palimony suit in about two years. They dont need to wed for Portia to get a chunk of cash from her. She will break ellen's heart just like nut job anne heche did.

Posted at 10:01PM on May 16th 2008 by wayne

5. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE PORTIA NUDE. I WOULD RATHER SEE WHAT ELLEN IS WORKING WITH TO GET SUCH HOT BABES...EXCLUDING ANNE 'GOLD DIGGER' HECHE

Posted at 10:01PM on May 16th 2008 by Krishna

6. Gay marriage is the biggest joke ever.

Posted at 10:07PM on May 16th 2008 by Aunt Bee

7. WOW, Ellen's ole ladie is kinda cute. not an ellen fan but I'd watch.

Posted at 10:09PM on May 16th 2008 by Robert

8. Too late...I'm sending them some nice Margarita glasses anyway.

Posted at 10:12PM on May 16th 2008 by Aunt Bee

9. Ellen is hella rich. that's how she gets the ladies.

Just like an old rich man.

Posted at 10:12PM on May 16th 2008 by lol

10. HAY HARVEY WHY DO YOU ALWAYS REMOVE MY POSTED LINKS? I UNDERSTAND FAIRNESS IN LIFE BRO, BUT THATS NOT FAIR!!!!

Posted at 10:13PM on May 16th 2008 by Robert

11. I'm gay and STILL don't want to get MARRIED! YIKES!


Sign me,

H to the E to the Double L NO!

Posted at 10:20PM on May 16th 2008 by SuperStarSteve

12. Yuk and more yuk. I cant stand the fact of two women humping on each other. I ....hold on... I just blew chunks. Very very nasty. WRONG. Your women not men. HELLOOOO.

Posted at 10:28PM on May 16th 2008 by No Licky

13. Who am I to judge? I like the male anatomy but good for them! Go girls,,,,

Posted at 10:33PM on May 16th 2008 by Kelli

14. I hope that they rot in hell just like all the other sodomites!!

Posted at 10:42PM on May 16th 2008 by Rhi

15. Yes kelli, It's a persons cival right to bang who they want. I just so happen to perfer women. sorry guys.

Posted at 10:42PM on May 16th 2008 by Robert

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