Please do not run out and buy Ellen DeGeneres wedding gifts.
Yesterday, TMZ broke the story that Ellen had announced her impending nuptials to girlfriend Portia de Rossi. Right before, the talk show host issued a statement, lauding the court's decision to overturn California's ban on gay marriage, adding, "P.S. I'm registered at Crate & Barrel." Problem is, someone then thought it would be funny to actually register in the couple's name.
While Ellen and Portia are planning on tying the knot, they want to make sure that everyone knows that they are not registered -- anywhere.
We'd make a joke here, but we're afraid people will take it seriously.