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Papa Joe's Meddling Made Romo Punt Jess

TMZ told you first about Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo being dunzo, and at least one pal of Tony's says that Joe Simpson sent him running for the end zone.

The Chicago Sun-Times says that Papa Joe was offering "unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica." What's more, Tony had "really had it" with all the pap-insanity and felt that his relationship was "distracting" him from football.

But this is weird: apparently Tony will still escort Jess to Ashlee's sell-out wedding this weekend.

AshPete Get Ghetto Wedding Schwag


Speaking of that wedding, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got their first gift from fellow rocker Travis Barker, and it's ghetto. Seriously ghetto.

As in, a Ghettoblaster-brand boom box. Only 400 players have been made, according to XXL (see below), and the former Blink-182drummer has been giving out some of them to other artist friends, like Rick Ross, The Game and collaborator Pharrell Williams.

No word on whether the box will provide entertainment at tomorrow's wedding. The guests no doubt would welcome it.

Owen to Kate –- Just Me, Myself, and Me


The on-off saga of Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson (O-Kate? Son-Son?) is off again.

People reports that the split "was a pretty bad breakup" and that Owen, at least, "doesn't want to dwell on it ... He wants to put it behind him." No matter – both Owen and Kate have been out and about rockin' the nightlife, Kate in Boston, and Wilson in NYC.

We spotted O out at Butter having grand old time Monday night.

Donald Flippin' Mad Over $36 Million Land-Flip


Donald Trump's hair-helmet is all afire because – he alleges – a developer used his name for an Israeli condo building and then shorted him on his cut.

As the New York Post reports, Donald Trump says in a lawsuit that he helped pump up a Trump Plaza tower in Ramat Gan, Israel, but when it came time to build the building, the developers, Crescent Heights Diamond, sold the land for a $36 million profit ... and never built the thing. El Donaldo was supposed to get a 25 percent cut.

The developer's lawyer says the suit has no merit.

Party Favors: Sean Penn Fired Up in France ... Reichen Flyin' High ... Star Leaves Dead B****es in Her Wake


Sean Penn is starting fires at Cannes – literally. He's lighting up smokes all over the place, reports FOX News, totally flouting the ban on indoor smoking. Also awkward: his current and former wives will both be in town. ... We hear that Reichen Lehmkuhl –- aka ex-Mr. Lance Bass – auctioned off some private flying lessons at a Bingo Night for the AIDS Healthcare Foundation and the Real Medicine Foundation, where over $10K was raised. ... Surely the quote of the day, via Star Jones, from the New York Post: "If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway." Thattagirl.

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31. Papa Joe is a freak. Didn't they do that freaky ritual where she pledged her virginity to her Daddy? Any father who wants anything to do with his daughter's pu$$y is FU. Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus did it too. EWWWWWWWW!
DON'T DO THIS TO YOUR DAUGHTERS! SICKOS

Posted at 10:36AM on May 16th 2008 by run jessica run

32. Really, who could blame Tony Romo on his decision? Poor Jessica..I am really starting to feel sorry for her...talk about a Jeff Archuletta-type father! Dayum! Class on Tony to take Jessica to the "wedding" regardless...but that's a Midwestern boy for ya...

Posted at 10:58AM on May 16th 2008 by djdw61

33. If Tony stays with her that does not make Tony much of a man.

Posted at 10:58AM on May 16th 2008 by Rob

34. 10:06 has it right. Stop blaming Kate ... Owen's NOT the fragile innocent that some would make him out to be. Is she supposed to marry a womanizer with substance-abuse issues AND have children with him because he'll get theatrical and overdose (I mean, "attempt suicide") again? She doesn't need that type of emotional blackmail (who does?) Owen can't behave anyway he chooses and then cry about the consequences of his behavior after the fact. Kate's a flake - she shouldn't have cheating on her hubby with Owen. But the truth is that the tide is turning with this guy. He's debauched and it's all starting to come out. Owen seriously needs to grow up and his fans need to stop coddling and enabling him. BTW - EVERYONE here is interested and somewhat involved. If not, why would you be on this site and be commenting? Just an observation ...

Posted at 11:01AM on May 16th 2008 by KRISPY is Right!!

35. Jessica needs to let her father know to butt out of her love life, I see a very lonely and sad future for her if she doesn't grow a spine and tell her father to back off, I feel sorry for this girl.

Posted at 2:02PM on May 16th 2008 by KELC

36. So what if her dad is like he is. If Romo REALLY cared about her, he would have ignored the dad and said yeah, yeah to all of Joe Simpson's "advice," and let it go. It looks like he is just using Joe Simpson as an excuse to dump Jessica.

Posted at 11:15AM on May 16th 2008 by Lyn

37. Way too many dads involved in their daughters lives? Shouldn't they be? It's just their priorities are mixed up. They need to STOP pimping out their girls and stick with teaching them morals early on.

Own wilson is obviously not ready for a long, commited relationship. It's good they both get out now, before a little one shows up and complicates things.

Trump? He's an idiot!! For one thing if you invest in an overseas venture it's always a gamble. For another if they never completed the building then you get a percentage of ....nothing! They have the right to sell the land if they want to, maybe they found out the original plans weren't worth it. Didn't you read your own fine print bumhead?

Posted at 11:15AM on May 16th 2008 by Nshado

38. To each their own people. Your right, she's right, he's right... you're all wrong! good-bye.

Posted at 11:19AM on May 16th 2008 by BadBlack5

39. I believe Jessica's dad probably did run off her latest love just like he has the others. I know she started out as a "child star" but she is a grown woman now and he needs to let her live her own life. No, I don't know the Simpson's, but you know "perception is reality". Most peoples perception of Joe Simpson is that he only has money as a motive and he will do anything he needs to do to promote "pimp" his own two daughters. His relationship with his girls is perceived by most people as creepy and not a relationship that a father/daughter should have. He seems to only care about himself and not the true happiness of his girls. Jessica needs to put her foot down or no man will ever stay with her. I am quite sure that Tony is the kind of guy (as most real men) that is not going to put up with her dad being so involved in her everyday life. Does she not realize that adult men and women grow up and live their own lives?? She better make a stand to her dad or she will be left standing all alone one day!!!!!

Posted at 11:26AM on May 16th 2008 by pay attention

40. maybe she should date a non-celebrity so Papa Joe cant try and milk of him like he does to his 2 girls

Posted at 11:47AM on May 16th 2008 by tdubya

41. Was Joe trying to get another 10% from Tony. Jess, Hon tell your dad to get a life, I know he's your dad but c'mon he can't run your life forever!!

Posted at 11:55AM on May 16th 2008 by Oh Brother

42. Both Jessic and her father should have realized that Romo wanted to F her, not marry her.

How stupid are those two.

Why would a successful player want to be stuck with Jessica Simpson???

If and when Romo marries you can bet it will be to a beautiful woman who also has at least some brains.
A man wants a helpmeet for a wife after all.

Posted at 1:05PM on May 16th 2008 by Tim

43. LOL.
Once a guy starts telling his team mates that a girl is a dud in bed, I'd say the affair is over for sure.

The bimbo should have stayed in her marriage and made it work.

Now she's getting passed around from guy to guy instead.

Posted at 1:04PM on May 16th 2008 by Dana

44. Everybody, save your breath (or fingers and thumbs) this woman is a dummy and daddy dependent.

Posted at 12:27PM on May 16th 2008 by wuddanut

45. Jessica is a Dummkopf.

Posted at 1:03PM on May 16th 2008 by Schadenfreude

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