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Papa Joe's Meddling Made Romo Punt Jess

TMZ told you first about Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo being dunzo, and at least one pal of Tony's says that Joe Simpson sent him running for the end zone.

The Chicago Sun-Times says that Papa Joe was offering "unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica." What's more, Tony had "really had it" with all the pap-insanity and felt that his relationship was "distracting" him from football.

But this is weird: apparently Tony will still escort Jess to Ashlee's sell-out wedding this weekend.

AshPete Get Ghetto Wedding Schwag


Speaking of that wedding, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got their first gift from fellow rocker Travis Barker, and it's ghetto. Seriously ghetto.

As in, a Ghettoblaster-brand boom box. Only 400 players have been made, according to XXL (see below), and the former Blink-182drummer has been giving out some of them to other artist friends, like Rick Ross, The Game and collaborator Pharrell Williams.

No word on whether the box will provide entertainment at tomorrow's wedding. The guests no doubt would welcome it.

Owen to Kate –- Just Me, Myself, and Me


The on-off saga of Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson (O-Kate? Son-Son?) is off again.

People reports that the split "was a pretty bad breakup" and that Owen, at least, "doesn't want to dwell on it ... He wants to put it behind him." No matter – both Owen and Kate have been out and about rockin' the nightlife, Kate in Boston, and Wilson in NYC.

We spotted O out at Butter having grand old time Monday night.

Donald Flippin' Mad Over $36 Million Land-Flip


Donald Trump's hair-helmet is all afire because – he alleges – a developer used his name for an Israeli condo building and then shorted him on his cut.

As the New York Post reports, Donald Trump says in a lawsuit that he helped pump up a Trump Plaza tower in Ramat Gan, Israel, but when it came time to build the building, the developers, Crescent Heights Diamond, sold the land for a $36 million profit ... and never built the thing. El Donaldo was supposed to get a 25 percent cut.

The developer's lawyer says the suit has no merit.

Party Favors: Sean Penn Fired Up in France ... Reichen Flyin' High ... Star Leaves Dead B****es in Her Wake


Sean Penn is starting fires at Cannes – literally. He's lighting up smokes all over the place, reports FOX News, totally flouting the ban on indoor smoking. Also awkward: his current and former wives will both be in town. ... We hear that Reichen Lehmkuhl –- aka ex-Mr. Lance Bass – auctioned off some private flying lessons at a Bingo Night for the AIDS Healthcare Foundation and the Real Medicine Foundation, where over $10K was raised. ... Surely the quote of the day, via Star Jones, from the New York Post: "If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway." Thattagirl.

Reader Comments

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46. Hahahaha to Jenny! Yes, little miss, while I was at UCLA I worked at a very famous coffee shop that is frequented by celebs. And I stand by my comments completely. My coworkers there would back me up. Who do you think calls TMZ and Perez with these stories - we do, idiot!

Sorry you aren't a Bruin and sorry you would never get hired at my old stomping grounds (no pun intended!). But what I am saying is true.

Are you the fool who bought my bridal mags?

Posted at 12:43PM on May 16th 2008 by Sold My Bridal Mags 2 A Sucka

47. What's your problem #44. And who would want to work at your coffee shop. Thank God some people have an education. And calling people names shows you have no education. We don't believe you went to UCLA. You just proved it ! Get a life or go back to your coffee shop !

Posted at 12:55PM on May 16th 2008 by anonymous

48. Ok everyone -

Jessica is a mess. No man can stand that yenta for long.
Owen is a mess. Get to a shrink before you do a Heath Ledger.
Kate is a mess - lose that strange weight gain and try being independent for a change.
Ashlee & Pete - you mean you are over 15 and commenting on them?
Donald is a mess - nothing more pathetic than a late middle ager who will do anything to get some press.
Sean Penn is not a mess. What a honey. Too bad he'll die of lung cancer sooner rather than later.
Reichen is a mess for also whoring himself for any press. Lance was right to dump your sorry a$$.
Star Jones - biggest mess of them all! Just as f-ed up as Jessica, but uglier and less talented.

Posted at 12:58PM on May 16th 2008 by Kelli & Dallas are conjoined twins!

49. Ooooh, anon - you sure scared me. Don't care if you believe me or not. And, honey, I was addressing Jenny, not you!

Yep, I speak the truth. Too bad you can't handle it.

No I'm not! Hee hee! See you next Tuesday!!!

Posted at 1:05PM on May 16th 2008 by Sold My Bridal Mags 2 A Sucka

50. Jessica's dad controls her money, everyone. Until then, she is going to be under his thumb. Jessica, dear, try to make the break. If you don't know how, talk to Brooke Shields. She was under her mother's control until she cut her out of her life.

Posted at 1:29PM on May 16th 2008 by scarlett

51. I think the only problem that Jessica has with relationships not lasting, is that she gives it up too fast. Period! I mean, honestly, how long was she dating Tony before they went on that vaction. She gives it up too fast, and then she becomes needy and clingy, and guys run from her and her father. Jessica, if you want a relationship to work out, why don't you try holding your legs closed for a little while?

Posted at 5:06PM on May 16th 2008 by Julie

52. You're kidding, Jess was distracting from Tony's game. Did he just figure that out? Bout freakin' time!

Posted at 8:20PM on May 16th 2008 by blueeyes

53. Jessica Simpson is NOT stupid. Why do you supppose no one can get through to her? Why can't she see that her pimp, ummm I mean her father, ruined her marriage to Nick and has destroyed every relationship since; he has run her career into the ground by making poor choices for her, and he is driving around in fancy cars paid for by his daughters. Man of the cloth, my a$$. He is a leech and a douchebag, just like Von A$$hole.

Jess and Tony really seemed to care about each other. I would think they would stand up to the leech and fight for their relationship. Jess needs to hire a REAL manager and put a lot of miles between her and daddy dearest. Let him get a real job. Where are Jess' friends, people she trusts? Someone has to be able to get through to her.

Posted at 1:47AM on May 17th 2008 by Dottie

54. I love Christian hypocrites like Papa Joe that'll sell their soul - and their daughters - just to make a buck. Supposedly, Joe was once a youth pastor. But for the last decade, he's been doing nothing but selling his daughters off to Hollywood like a Sunset Strip pimp.

On the other hand, the majority of girls today are (gender agnostic) sluts/whores, so in comparison Jessica and Ashley actually seem almost virginal.

Posted at 11:48AM on May 20th 2008 by TJ

55. Talk about a pathetic attempt at trying to make your all improtant so called life somewhat interesting. Npbody believes any of the spew or crap that you are trying to pass. At least Jenny's posts sound sincere. You just sound pathological and psychotic..

Most bloggers believe that you are actually Jessica Simpson yourself....trying to get attention since Tony just dumped your sorry warted ass.. So go ahead and keep telling your crappy lies. Maybe this is why you just tried to sell your crappy 90s wedding mags...because you finally realized it will never happen to you. And by the way...nobody bought them. They are in you kitty litter box...might be a good time to go and change the liner. Hope your cats haven't run away from you yet.

Posted at 8:09PM on May 21st 2008 by gave my bridal mags to the fake UCLA "coffee shop" girl

56. Joe had nothing to do with Jess's breakup. Opposite--Lachey and his brother practically lived together and Jess a third wheel. Jess made the money and had the job while Nick worried about money and says restrict Valentines day present to $20. What an idiot.

Jess was what 19-20 to Nicks 29 or30 years. Papa Joe was against it cause she was too young besides, IMO, Nick earning a living was questionable as his pre teen crowd was finding new idols.
It was Jess who said she was going to do what she wanted and Joe bowed out.

I myself felt Nick was her first real crush and love and you don't marry them. But she was a virgin and that is how it all happened.

Now she is ready for the real thing. You always have to get that first love out of the way.

Posted at 1:12PM on Jun 6th 2008 by Mac

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