Salma Hayek's Billion Dollar Baby

16. Salma is a high priced hooker.

Posted at 1:46PM on May 16th 2008 by Buster

17. IT LOOKS LIKE HER ASS IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS...WHEN SHE WALKS, IT LOOKS LIKE THE BABIES ARE FIGHTING

Posted at 2:13PM on May 16th 2008 by Krishna

18. they wanted the nanny to resemble salma so the baby would not be so confused when her mother holds her.

Posted at 2:25PM on May 16th 2008 by stupidsexyflanders

19. Well, we can't send her back to Mexico, Selma's ass won't fit!!

Posted at 2:24PM on May 16th 2008 by MONEYWHORE

20. I just love watching celebrity parents - who don't struggle with 40-hour per week jobs and daily life responsibilities like the rest of the world's parents - hand their kids over to NANNIES all the time. It must be so difficult to juggle parenthood and..... well... NOTHING. People wonder why celebrity kids grow up to be screwed up. RAISE YOUR OWN KIDS.. don't let the nannies do it.

Posted at 2:26PM on May 16th 2008 by gotta luv it

21. Valentina is most gorgeous baby in the Universe! Talking about a girl having everything and she is not even a year old.

Posted at 2:58PM on May 16th 2008 by Tootz

22. We don't need another DIVA.

Posted at 3:02PM on May 16th 2008 by Tina

23. WOW...WHAT BIG BUTT...HOPE THE BABY CAN LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH

Posted at 3:46PM on May 16th 2008 by juscus

24. That is not a nanny!!! That is Salma's mom!!! Get your story straight people!!!!

Posted at 5:00PM on May 16th 2008 by Weaza

25. She's got a big butt.

Posted at 4:01PM on May 16th 2008 by Flake

26. Doesn't this French billionaire take care of his other baby, the one by Canadian former supermodel Linda Evangelista?

He isn't any closer to marrying Salma Hayek than he was a year ago. This billionaire refuses to get hooked.

Posted at 4:03PM on May 16th 2008 by Carolyn (Abernathy)

27. UH!! Shutup number 4!!! The kid is half French too!! Hopefully she will speak french and english cause i'm SOOOOO dam sick of hearing SPANISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do spanish people never want to speak english!! Maybe to dumb to learn!! Everyone else who comes here can learn it!!

Posted at 4:32PM on May 16th 2008 by shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28. READ PEOPLE!!!! A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE!!!! THE WOMAN HOLDING THE BABY IS THE NANNY!!!

Posted at 4:59PM on May 16th 2008 by Goldie

29. WHAT A GREAT ACTRESS! I AM HAPPY SHE HAS A BABY, SHE DESERVES HAPPINESS..

Posted at 5:47PM on May 16th 2008 by Mrs. Soto

30.

OLAYYYY BITCHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT............... HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 5:42PM on May 16th 2008 by B.D.