Britney Spear's Costa Rican sanity retreat with Captain Apocalypto included a close-to-home activity for the recovering popwreck -- a beachside joyride on a bad ass fourwheeler. Como se dice yee haw, y'all??
Lucky for the paps on the beach, she's a better driver on sand than she is on pavement.
196. ALL OF YOUR I HATE KRISHNA CRAP WILL NOT SPIN INTO A HIT FOR YOUR TOXIC POP PRINCESS. SHE IS TOP'D OUT...NO PUN INTENDED. IF BRIT WAS PRETTY LIKE LILO & NO KIDS, I WOULD CUT HER SOME SLACK.
Posted at 11:58PM on May 18th 2008 by Krishna
197. IMPOSTERS - TRYING TO BE ME WILL NOT SWEETEN THE CRUST-NEY STANK. I WOULD LOVE FOR HER TO GET HER KIDS BACK, HANG UP THE NASTY DUDES, & HAVE A HIT RECORD INSTEAD OF HITTING THE PIPE.
Posted at 12:03AM on May 19th 2008 by Krishna
198. ALL THE IMPOSTERS CAN BITE ME. YOU MUST HAVE DEAD BEAT MOTHERS ALSO - SORRY TO HIT A SORE STOP.
Posted at 12:06AM on May 19th 2008 by Krishna
199. AND I'M DONE!!! LIKE BRITNEY'S CAREER
Posted at 12:07AM on May 19th 2008 by Krishna
200. I AM INTELLECTUALLY INCAPABLE OF CONCEIVING OF THE FACT THAT MANY OF YOU COULD DISLIKE ME AND BRITNEY AT THE SAME TIME.
Posted at 1:15AM on May 19th 2008 by Krishna
201. YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF ME AGAIN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted at 1:29AM on May 19th 2008 by Krishna
202. AT LEAST MY INFLATABLE SHEEP LOVES ME. IT'S TIME TO RINSE HER OUT AND GET B-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-D WITH HER AGAIN. HER NAME IS BRITNEY.
Posted at 1:35AM on May 19th 2008 by Krishna
203. I love Britney so much I would eat her butt crumbs like Krishna's imposter would.
Posted at 1:41AM on May 19th 2008 by jazzi
204. I'M KRISHNA'S IMPOSTER...I'M THE ONE WITH THE FAKE MUSTACHE MADE OUT OF BRITNEY'S PUBIC HAIR. I STANK LIKE SLUT-NEY
Posted at 1:45AM on May 19th 2008 by Kelli
205. I'm Krishna's Imposter: I have myself but I would DIE to be funny like Krishna
Posted at 1:48AM on May 19th 2008 by Avenger
206. I HATE YOU IF YOU DON'T LAUGH AT MY JOKES.
Posted at 1:52AM on May 19th 2008 by Krishna
207. Would anyone like to buy my Britney Spears head lice collection?
Posted at 1:53AM on May 19th 2008 by Pocohantas
208. I AM SO SMART! NOW I DECIDED TO IMPERSONATE OTHER PEOPLE. NO ONE WILL FIGURE OUT THAT IT'S REALLY ME.
Posted at 1:54AM on May 19th 2008 by Krishna
209. Don't hate Krishna for being funny. She was more exciting than this TMZ story
Posted at 1:55AM on May 19th 2008 by Dave
210. SEE, I REALLY AM FUNNY! DAVE EVEN SAYS SO. I HATE THE REST OF YOU.
Posted at 1:56AM on May 19th 2008 by Krishna
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