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Britney Gets Down on All Fours

5/17/2008 6:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spear's Costa Rican sanity retreat with Captain Apocalypto included a close-to-home activity for the recovering popwreck -- a beachside joyride on a bad ass fourwheeler. Como se dice yee haw, y'all??


Lucky for the paps on the beach, she's a better driver on sand than she is on pavement.

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zmt    

AT LEAST MY INFLATABLE SHEEP LOVES ME. IT'S TIME TO RINSE HER OUT AND GET B-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-D WITH HER AGAIN. HER NAME IS BRITNEY.

2294 days ago
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Krishna    

I love Britney so much I would eat her butt crumbs like Krishna's imposter would.

2294 days ago
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Krishna    

I'M KRISHNA'S IMPOSTER...I'M THE ONE WITH THE FAKE MUSTACHE MADE OUT OF BRITNEY'S PUBIC HAIR. I STANK LIKE SLUT-NEY

2294 days ago
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Krishna    

I'm Krishna's Imposter: I have myself but I would DIE to be funny like Krishna

2294 days ago
200.

zmt    

I HATE YOU IF YOU DON'T LAUGH AT MY JOKES.

2294 days ago
201.

Krishna    

Would anyone like to buy my Britney Spears head lice collection?

2294 days ago
202.

zmt    

I AM SO SMART! NOW I DECIDED TO IMPERSONATE OTHER PEOPLE. NO ONE WILL FIGURE OUT THAT IT'S REALLY ME.

2294 days ago
203.

Krishna    

Don't hate Krishna for being funny. She was more exciting than this TMZ story

2294 days ago
204.

zmt    

SEE, I REALLY AM FUNNY! DAVE EVEN SAYS SO. I HATE THE REST OF YOU.

2294 days ago
205.

Krishna    

Krishna's imposter's breath stink's worse than Britney's thong

2294 days ago
206.

zmt    

I KNOW THAT I'LL GET ON LETTERMAN WITH MY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY JOKES ABOUT BRITNEY BEING A SKANK. WOW! I'M SO CLEVER!

2294 days ago
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zmt    

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T THINK THAT MY JOKES ABOUT STANK AND BUTT CRUMBS ARE FUNNY DESERVES TO DIE.

2294 days ago
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Krishna    

This sounds like TMZ Staff creating confusion with Krishna. TMZ staff are panty sniffers!!!

2294 days ago
209.

Krishna    

TMZ Staff is lame to mess with Krishna

2294 days ago
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zmt    

HEY DAVE, THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT. HOWEVER, I AM A MAN. A REAL MAN.

2294 days ago
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