Britney Spear's Costa Rican sanity retreat with Captain Apocalypto included a close-to-home activity for the recovering popwreck -- a beachside joyride on a bad ass fourwheeler. Como se dice yee haw, y'all??
Lucky for the paps on the beach, she's a better driver on sand than she is on pavement.
31. I think that Krishna's first name must be Harry.
Posted at 3:41PM on May 17th 2008 by Chuck Roast
32. Did someone mention my name?
Posted at 3:42PM on May 17th 2008 by The Unmasking Avenger
33. Ignore Krishna and she'll tire of her game.
Posted at 3:43PM on May 17th 2008 by Andy
34. Krishna is not a 'she'. Krishna is a 'jealous-he'.
Posted at 3:50PM on May 17th 2008 by juan dalla
35. Brit looks like she is having a great time on the beach, It's always good to get away for a while.
Posted at 3:51PM on May 17th 2008 by sandykay
36. The best thing about 9-11 is that the airports banned those Krishna freaks, for the most part.
Posted at 3:52PM on May 17th 2008 by chicken stripper
37. I LOVE IT...GIMME ME MORE
Posted at 3:55PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
38. How to be a creative genius like Krishna:
Simply replace the words "blah blah blah" with some words selected at random from the dictionary, and intersperse the word BRITNEY from time to time along with words that are generally considered to be insults. These also can be placed at random in the text. For example ...
blah blah blah BRITNEY blah blah blah SKANK blah blah blah PISS blah blah blah 69 blah blah blah MAGGOTS blah blah blah SCAB blah blah blah TART blah blah blah PIG blah blah blah TRAMP blah blah blah PIMP blah blah blah NAZI blah blah blah ... etc.
You'll be the life of the TMZ party, and you'll make regular posters like Kelli crack up with laughter.
Posted at 3:56PM on May 17th 2008 by How to become a Krishna
39. PS: and make sure to post in all caps!
Posted at 3:57PM on May 17th 2008 by How to become a Krishna
40. I WOULD LOVE TO WASTE MORE TIME ON YOU KUMQUOTS BUT BRITNEY NEEDS ME....GIMME MORE. DIDN'T SHE SAY TO GIVE HER MORE OR WAS SHE TALKING ABOUT HEAD? OOPS ...I DID IT AGAIN (MY BAD)
Posted at 4:00PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
41. I TYPE IS CAPS BECAUSE BRIT LIKES IT BIG....GIMME MORE
Posted at 4:01PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
42. 51. I WOULD LOVE TO WASTE MORE TIME ON YOU KUMQUOTS BUT BRITNEY NEEDS ME....GIMME MORE. DIDN'T SHE SAY TO GIVE HER MORE OR WAS SHE TALKING ABOUT HEAD? OOPS ...I DID IT AGAIN (MY BAD)
Posted at 4:00PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
I rest my case.
Posted at 4:02PM on May 17th 2008 by How to become a Krishna
43. BRITNEY NEEDS ME BUT HARVEY NEDS ME MORE. I LOVE HIM ON MY KNEES ...I DID IT AGAIN
Posted at 4:04PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
44. Krishna speaks the truth. Slut-ney messed up her own image
Posted at 4:10PM on May 17th 2008 by I live for Krishna
45. keep briney from harvey...she thinks a harvey walk banger is another position.
Posted at 4:09PM on May 17th 2008 by I live for Krishna
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