Britney Spear's Costa Rican sanity retreat with Captain Apocalypto included a close-to-home activity for the recovering popwreck -- a beachside joyride on a bad ass fourwheeler. Como se dice yee haw, y'all??
Lucky for the paps on the beach, she's a better driver on sand than she is on pavement.
Filed under: Britney Spears
61. GO AWAY HOLLYWOOD AND MEL....NO ONE BELONGS HERE EXCEPT ME....THIS IS MY FORUM...BRITNEY IS A SKANK ...HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME. I LOVE IT!
Posted at 4:52PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
62. BRIT IS A SKANK....BRIT IS A SKANK....BRIT IS A SKANK....BRIT IS A SKANK....METH HIGH....BRIT IS A SKANK....METH METH METH...SKANK SKANK SKANK....I AM SO CLEVER ...OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
Posted at 4:55PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
63. BRIT HAS A CUTE FACE & SMILE BUT NEEDS LITTLE LITTER
Posted at 4:57PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
64. SHUT UP IMPOSTER....YOU ARE A BRITNEY LOVER....I AM INFINITLY MORE CLEVER THEN YOU ...HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME. I LOVE IT!
Posted at 4:59PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
65. THANK YOU FOR YOUR NEED TO PRETEND TO BE ME. I LOVE IT. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
Posted at 4:59PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
66. I MEAN BUT NEEDS A LITTER LITTLE
Posted at 5:00PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
67. WAIT....I MEAN A LITTLE LITTER
Posted at 5:00PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
68. I DONT NEED TO BE YOU....YOU NEED TO BE ME....YOU ARE PATHITIC ...HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
Posted at 5:02PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
69. I secretly love Britney.
That's why 'm so obsessed.
Posted at 5:04PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
70. I DONT NEED ANY IMPOSTER. I CAN GET OFF ON MYSELF. I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND PRETEND IM THE SKANK TART BRITNEY. I LOVE IT. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
Posted at 5:05PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
71. BRITNEY IS FAB!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE HER TO PIECES.
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.
Posted at 5:06PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
72. I secretly hate myself.
That's why I'm so obsessed.
Posted at 5:07PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
73. STOP IMPOSTERING ME!!!!!!
I'M UNIQUE. NO ONE IS AS SMART AS ME, EXCEPT MAYBE MY IDOL, BRIT.
OOPS. I DID IT AGAIN.
Posted at 5:08PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
74. WAHHHHHH!
STOP IT NOW, STOP IT.
I'M THE ONLY KRISHNA AND YOU ALL KNOW IT.
Posted at 5:09PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
75. IT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BRITNEY SPEARS WHO BECAME THE FAMOUS POP TART. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN KRISHNA. I DESERVE TO BE NUMBER ONE. NOT THAT SKANK PIG BRITNEY. I AM THE ONE WHO EVERYONE SHOULD WORSHIP. SOME DAY I WILL RULE YOU. I WILL BE YOUR MASTER! YOU WILL ALL GROVEL AT MY FEET AND I WILL LAUGH. I LOVE IT. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
Posted at 5:10PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
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