LiLo Pimps Out Birthday to Highest Bidder

How do you spell desperation? L-I-N-D-S-A-Y! Lilo wasn't able to celebrate her 21st birthday in style last July because of, well, a little thing called rehab, and this year she wants to blow it out. So she does what any rehabbed Hollywood starlet would do and solicits bids for sponsorship!

A cheesy website has been created to get Lindz's bash off the ground, claiming "a group of 75 VIP guests" will party down at the "internationally media worthy event." All you have to do his fork over the cash -- and your product can be a part of it!

Sources tell us this is no joke, the site was designed to make it easy to find promotion for her party. We hear, though, alcohol sponsors can keep their scratch.

We contacted Mike Heller, who set up the party, but haven't heard back.

Tags: birthday, lindsay lohan, LindsayLohan, Mike Heller, MikeHeller

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16. You have to GUESS when her birthday is. OH WAIT, everyone KNOWS what date her bday is.. I forgot. (Next time if you need sponsorship for your birthday, you may want to at least let people know the date.)

Posted at 7:23PM on May 17th 2008 by thrasherbetty

17. I agree w/ #2. How do you spell Lindsay? D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E !!
What a publicity whore!

Posted at 3:18PM on May 17th 2008 by now THAT'S funny!

18. Does she have a team of monkeys working for her? Ive been in marketing for a long time and a website would only deter top brands from associating with her party. What they should of done was contact their "dream sponsors" quietly. Most probably anyone they contacted would have gladly agreed but now I would imagine any image conscience brand will steer clear of this event. Lindsey needs to hire a petter PR firm because this kind of stuff is what they get paid to do.

Posted at 3:37PM on May 17th 2008 by JD

19. Methinks I smell Dina all over this "hype"

Posted at 3:23PM on May 17th 2008 by chicken stripper

20. What a loser! Her site is down. She probably couldn't afford to pay for it. Her career is so over.

Posted at 3:28PM on May 17th 2008 by Crystal

21. She must really need the money?? I guess the Herby money went up her nose.... *I'm just say'en

Posted at 3:32PM on May 17th 2008 by TMZ FAN

22. Gay Gay Gay and GAY !!! Right on Sista !!!

Posted at 3:33PM on May 17th 2008 by Gay Fan

23. Another child star bites the dust.. I guess all her money went up her nose.. Most people could live very well for the rest of their lives on what she has already made.. I wish she would just go away.

Posted at 3:41PM on May 17th 2008 by Lindsay Fan

24. Koff Koff Hasbin.. Koff ..

Posted at 3:42PM on May 17th 2008 by Big Gay Al

25. She is broke because all her money went up her nose.. HAVE ANOTHER COCKTAIL.. HONEY!!! SNIFF SNIFF

Posted at 3:42PM on May 17th 2008 by TMZ FAN

26. bleckkk. I just puked. she such a poeser to begin with, theres clearly no light at the end of the tunnel for her.........

Posted at 9:23AM on May 23rd 2008 by michael

27. I submit 7.75 tops but I want a lap dance so good her fire crotch burns the denim right off my leg

Posted at 3:48PM on May 17th 2008 by miss the red head

28. My name says it all.

Posted at 3:52PM on May 17th 2008 by She just wants free shit!

29. I cannot believe she went behind my back.....only I can pimp my daughter

Posted at 3:53PM on May 17th 2008 by Mommie Dearest

30. Are you kidding me?

Times must be hard when all you do is eat out and party all the time. Money goes fast when you live this kind of lifestyle.
Do her a favor, don't sponsor her party and let her see what she's blown and how it is to live pay check to pay check. These spoiled little "stars" (gag me, not really stars are they?) need to be knocked down a few times in their life.

Posted at 3:55PM on May 17th 2008 by lekili

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