LiLo Pimps Out Birthday to Highest Bidder

How do you spell desperation? L-I-N-D-S-A-Y! Lilo wasn't able to celebrate her 21st birthday in style last July because of, well, a little thing called rehab, and this year she wants to blow it out. So she does what any rehabbed Hollywood starlet would do and solicits bids for sponsorship!

A cheesy website has been created to get Lindz's bash off the ground, claiming "a group of 75 VIP guests" will party down at the "internationally media worthy event." All you have to do his fork over the cash -- and your product can be a part of it!

Sources tell us this is no joke, the site was designed to make it easy to find promotion for her party. We hear, though, alcohol sponsors can keep their scratch.

We contacted Mike Heller, who set up the party, but haven't heard back.

Tags: birthday, lindsay lohan, LindsayLohan, Mike Heller, MikeHeller

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31. Is there some high quality pot at the end of the Lindsey rainbow?

Posted at 3:58PM on May 17th 2008 by chicken stripper

32. Who exactly does she know that a sponsor would want photographed with their product? Dina and Ali? Every time I see her in the media she is alone or with that nobody "girlfriend" of hers. I'm curious to see who sponsors this 75 VIP strong "event" so I know which product to never buy again. 100% agree with the poster above, she just wants free swag.

Posted at 4:01PM on May 17th 2008 by Brian

33. COCAINE IS A WONDERFUL THING!!!!

Posted at 4:06PM on May 17th 2008 by Princess Ali Baba

34. HOW TACKY CAN SHE GET!!!!

Posted at 4:11PM on May 17th 2008 by wacked and tacky

35. The only sponsor Lindsay needs to be concerned with is her AA (or NA) sponsor!!!!

Posted at 4:40PM on May 18th 2008 by Radically Recovering

36. Hey, TMZ, why won't you sponsor her birthday party? No, seriously, that would be awesome. Especially if she actually accepts.

Posted at 4:33PM on May 17th 2008 by Moostar

37. Her small vip list has Woody Harrelson listed twice... lol

Posted at 4:49PM on May 17th 2008 by Me

38. She is the biggest whore around. No one cares about her. She should just die already, she wont be missed.

Posted at 4:57PM on May 17th 2008 by Kevin

39. You've got to be kidding!!! She needs all the therapy she can get. For the average person, we are too busy trying to take care of mortgage payments, feeding our kids, keeping gas in our vehicles. Why would anyone contribute one red cent to indulge in something so ludicrous. Has she spent so much money that is now her wim to spend everyone elses. Give us a huge break Lindsey and join a monastery....................

Posted at 4:54PM on May 17th 2008 by KatDean

40. PATHETIC MEDIA WHORE LEARNED NOTHING IN REHAB.

Posted at 5:00PM on May 17th 2008 by OXA

41. I have a friend in the septic tank business.

He might be interested.

Posted at 5:06PM on May 17th 2008 by Skanks half-off on aisle 7!

42. o.m.g.

hahahahahahahahahah

"Lindsey and 10 of her closest girlfriends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with spa treatments including manicures, facials and massages....."

translated:

"Lindesy and 10 of her closest cokehead sluts will start the celebration in the early afternoon with lines, alcohol and weed to get themselves into their trashiest moods...."

Posted at 5:16PM on May 17th 2008 by ..::raven::..

43. Does she really have 10 girlfriends, "close" or otherwise, or are they also looking for those too ?

Posted at 7:13PM on May 17th 2008 by doll

44. I LOVE LINDSAY LOHEN AND HER WHOLE FAMILY.

Posted at 5:44PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna

45. PRETTY HARD UP EHH?

Posted at 5:53PM on May 17th 2008 by DC

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