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LiLo Pimps Out Birthday to Highest Bidder

5/17/2008 1:29 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

How do you spell desperation? L-I-N-D-S-A-Y! Lilo wasn't able to celebrate her 21st birthday in style last July because of, well, a little thing called rehab, and this year she wants to blow it out. So she does what any rehabbed Hollywood starlet would do and solicits bids for sponsorship!

A cheesy website has been created to get Lindz's bash off the ground, claiming "a group of 75 VIP guests" will party down at the "internationally media worthy event." All you have to do his fork over the cash -- and your product can be a part of it!

Sources tell us this is no joke, the site was designed to make it easy to find promotion for her party. We hear, though, alcohol sponsors can keep their scratch.

We contacted Mike Heller, who set up the party, but haven't heard back.

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31.

Princess Ali Baba    

COCAINE IS A WONDERFUL THING!!!!

2288 days ago
32.

restaurant management    

HOW TACKY CAN SHE GET!!!!

2288 days ago
33.

Radically Recovering    

The only sponsor Lindsay needs to be concerned with is her AA (or NA) sponsor!!!!

2288 days ago
34.

Moostar    

Hey, TMZ, why won't you sponsor her birthday party? No, seriously, that would be awesome. Especially if she actually accepts.

2288 days ago
35.

Mando    

Her small vip list has Woody Harrelson listed twice... lol

2288 days ago
36.

Kevin    

She is the biggest whore around. No one cares about her. She should just die already, she wont be missed.

2288 days ago
37.

KatDean    

You've got to be kidding!!! She needs all the therapy she can get. For the average person, we are too busy trying to take care of mortgage payments, feeding our kids, keeping gas in our vehicles. Why would anyone contribute one red cent to indulge in something so ludicrous. Has she spent so much money that is now her wim to spend everyone elses. Give us a huge break Lindsey and join a monastery....................

2288 days ago
38.

flo    

PATHETIC MEDIA WHORE LEARNED NOTHING IN REHAB.

2288 days ago
39.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be slut-whores    

I have a friend in the septic tank business.

He might be interested.

2288 days ago
40.

raven    

o.m.g.

hahahahahahahahahah

"Lindsey and 10 of her closest girlfriends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with spa treatments including manicures, facials and massages....."

translated:

"Lindesy and 10 of her closest cokehead sluts will start the celebration in the early afternoon with lines, alcohol and weed to get themselves into their trashiest moods...."

2288 days ago
41.

sogal    

Does she really have 10 girlfriends, "close" or otherwise, or are they also looking for those too ?

2288 days ago
42.

Mr. Hat    

I LOVE LINDSAY LOHEN AND HER WHOLE FAMILY.

2288 days ago
43.

DC    

PRETTY HARD UP EHH?

2288 days ago
44.

Glynise    

who cares

2288 days ago
45.

Anne    

What's even more sad is that some morons will probably agree to this.

2288 days ago
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