LiLo Pimps Out Birthday to Highest Bidder

How do you spell desperation? L-I-N-D-S-A-Y! Lilo wasn't able to celebrate her 21st birthday in style last July because of, well, a little thing called rehab, and this year she wants to blow it out. So she does what any rehabbed Hollywood starlet would do and solicits bids for sponsorship!

A cheesy website has been created to get Lindz's bash off the ground, claiming "a group of 75 VIP guests" will party down at the "internationally media worthy event." All you have to do his fork over the cash -- and your product can be a part of it!

Sources tell us this is no joke, the site was designed to make it easy to find promotion for her party. We hear, though, alcohol sponsors can keep their scratch.

We contacted Mike Heller, who set up the party, but haven't heard back.

Tags: birthday, lindsay lohan, LindsayLohan, Mike Heller, MikeHeller

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46. who cares

Posted at 5:56PM on May 17th 2008 by glynisecarr

47. What's even more sad is that some morons will probably agree to this.

Posted at 5:58PM on May 17th 2008 by Anne

48. Pure (!!) Desperation. Nuf said.

Posted at 6:20PM on May 17th 2008 by Madeleine Therese

49.


she forgot to mention... : )

that 50% of everything raised would be given to feed africa

[or... something like that : )]

so... take that [no... we already did that one : ))]

night babes


oh... ps its gonna be *huge*

be sure to book your place : )

have fun )

Posted at 7:17PM on May 17th 2008 by herbiefrog

50. [virtual: perhaps... ?]

she forgot to mention... : )
that part of everything raised would be given to help feed africa
[or... something like that : )]
so... take that [no... we already did that one : ))]
night babes

oh... ps its gonna be *huge*
be sure to book your place : )

have fun ) [slightly edited for accuracy]

Posted at 7:18PM on May 17th 2008 by herbiefrog

51. that's difficult to answer in a awy that you would understand

Posted at 7:18PM on May 17th 2008 by herbiefrog

52. Whatever happened to paying for your own damn birthday party? These media whores are rich but expect someone else to pay for their party and supply free swag to boot? Why doesn't Dina throw her daughter a party? God knows, everything she has, she owes to Lindsey.

Posted at 8:02PM on May 17th 2008 by boo

53. She's just showing you all how the real Hollywood works! It's all a commodity folks!!! It's all out there to be bought and sold. You too can be famous if you have the money....buy a billboard and you'll be the next big thing!! Don't hate the player! Hate the game! So she's gone down the list and has to advertise for her sponsors...she wasn't smart enough like Kathy Griffin to make being a D-lister her career! This is Hollywood folks...

Posted at 8:23PM on May 17th 2008 by good for them

54. Tomorrow DUHNA will be all over this saying, people are so cruel, Lindz had nothing to do with it, this was my birthday gift to her since I knew she had no money to pay for her own cake let alone have any friends unless someone buys them for her. LEAVE LINDZ ALONE but come watch Ali.

Posted at 8:47PM on May 17th 2008 by Amber

55. Lilo, darling...call me. We'll work something out. I'd like you to be my DUI girl. BTW, that's Donatella: Under the Influence.

Posted at 8:55PM on May 17th 2008 by Donatella

56. She's ugly and pathetic.

Posted at 7:46PM on May 22nd 2008 by bonita

57. I think this is a late "April Fools Day" joke or something. I crying Bull Sh*t, I have a hard time believing this. No agent in their right mind would allow something like this out. I mean this is way beyond cheezy or crass, It's just plain SAD. Some things just don't make sense (ie. this is to be held at someones Malibu house, yet there's a "hospitality suite"? ). If this does turn out to be something other then a joke I truly feel pitty for her, that someone with a once promissing carreer as her's has been brought to this. Sad, just plain sad.

Posted at 11:12PM on May 17th 2008 by Matt

58. why doesn't she just NOT HAVE a huge birthday bash for once. That way she doesn't have to use what little money she has left or embarrass herself.

Posted at 11:49PM on May 17th 2008 by ash

59. So this HO wants someone to pick up her tab so she can act nasty, swap spit with ROHO, and make an ass of herself for the 15 minutes she's there! Maybe Peter Piper can hold the event! The skee ball machines will have to be burned though! And nice rainbow cress! When is she COMING OUT with that on her Hooker Fashion line?

Posted at 11:58PM on May 17th 2008 by Uh derrrr!

60. Dress, not cress.

Posted at 12:04AM on May 18th 2008 by Uh derrrr!

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