LiLo Pimps Out Birthday to Highest Bidder

How do you spell desperation? L-I-N-D-S-A-Y! Lilo wasn't able to celebrate her 21st birthday in style last July because of, well, a little thing called rehab, and this year she wants to blow it out. So she does what any rehabbed Hollywood starlet would do and solicits bids for sponsorship!

A cheesy website has been created to get Lindz's bash off the ground, claiming "a group of 75 VIP guests" will party down at the "internationally media worthy event." All you have to do his fork over the cash -- and your product can be a part of it!

Sources tell us this is no joke, the site was designed to make it easy to find promotion for her party. We hear, though, alcohol sponsors can keep their scratch.

We contacted Mike Heller, who set up the party, but haven't heard back.

Tags: birthday, lindsay lohan, LindsayLohan, Mike Heller, MikeHeller

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61. What company would want to associate itself with this pathetic mess?

Posted at 12:26AM on May 18th 2008 by Crystal

62. yeah... were not doing conventional any more...

...you guys... have a ball [[ho.. ho..]

what...? you thought we wouldn't?

oh no... once it all gets started

who ? can tell ?

for instanse ?[what?=s] ok hold on,...

[back soon...[

everyone calm down


or calm dowm if it's easier...

ooofff


ok, so apparentltly [we dont do spelling]

our baby sibling arrived... : ))) shhhhh...
threy're trying to keep it quiet
but to b e honest
they cant wait tp start braggnig

wow.. thats a stromg wind

give it a few billion years
not a single thing left

[or will there be?]

bl**dy archaeologists

can we duck down and just leave then to it?

yes ... : ))

[[[[duck]]] where ?]




ooooofffff


do we have to talk more ?
[apparently not... night : )

Posted at 1:08AM on May 18th 2008 by herbiefrog

63. To anyone who is saying this...Lindsay's not wearing gay pride colors, those are God's colors. Ever heard of the rainbow he created..?

Posted at 3:04AM on May 18th 2008 by Duh

64.
This family just keeps topping the scale for tacky!

They learned this stuff from the mother, who wants us to see " the real her " while she pimps her daughter off through a reality show, after all Lind's income dropped a little, had to do something

Posted at 3:01AM on May 18th 2008 by 1Frankie

65. Yeah i am doing this for my birthday... its going to be hot

Posted at 3:33AM on May 18th 2008 by that guy

66. I heard through my "sources" that Al Qaeda and the New Black Panther Party
were seriously thinking of becoming sponsors as a way to project a positive image
to the American people.

Posted at 6:29AM on May 18th 2008 by fishfeedfive

67. What a low class thing. That is absolutely pathetic.

Posted at 6:55AM on May 18th 2008 by bluman

68. I will donate Tupperware for the party. And while I'm at it I will make sure to burp Lindsay to get all that hot air out of her.

Posted at 7:10AM on May 18th 2008 by Burp that Bowl

69. Cocoloco is the whore of all whores......I hope her life crumbles before her eyes.....She has NOT one ounce of of decency or respect for herself..... quacks like a whore, walks like a whore.. sells out like a whore.... must be a whore....and corporatiion involved in this disaster should be boycotted forever.......I will never purchase any product that identifies with this whore.

Posted at 10:32AM on May 18th 2008 by just a HO

70.

Gaaaaah!

Posted at 11:45AM on May 18th 2008 by OCD

71. No, thank you.

Posted at 2:02PM on May 18th 2008 by Joy 2 D World

72. What a ho. Get over yourself.

Posted at 7:23PM on May 18th 2008 by whateveryousay

73. I notice from Lindsey previous party photos that almost everyone has had some form of drug abuse issue.
This site cannot be legit. It's too ironic to be.

Posted at 9:16PM on May 18th 2008 by A real star has fallen to the pit of lost fame

74. Going, Going Gone!!!

Posted at 12:26AM on May 19th 2008 by blonds1

75. HEY HOHAN....I'VE GOT A 50 CENT (PIECE)...GOT 45 CENTS CHANGE ????

Posted at 7:55AM on May 19th 2008 by dustman

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