1. He can still punch yo a$$ out!

Posted at 2:19PM on May 19th 2008 by Big E

2. HIS WEIGHT LOOKS HEAVY...BUT A A HEAVY WEIGHT - NOT SO MUCH

Posted at 2:21PM on May 19th 2008 by Krishna

3.
irrespective and perhaps a step slower, trust
iron mike can STILL teach you some respect !

Posted at 2:22PM on May 19th 2008 by steviewonders

4. Did he split his pants?

Posted at 2:27PM on May 19th 2008 by WTF

5. You tell him he's fat. I ain't telling him he's fat.

Posted at 2:31PM on May 19th 2008 by Tim

6. Any possibility of introducing Mike Tyson to Britney Spears? Think about it, those two trainwrecks could possibly save each
other and get each other back in shape. Going on the assumption that two negatives equal a positive, they would have a lot
in common with their history and support each other in their projects. Just think, either a reality show or even a sitcom with
those two. Think of the ratings. And further more, if they had children, it would be fantastic to watch their children sing and
dance in the ring. I can hardly wait.

Posted at 2:34PM on May 19th 2008 by grd

7. He has been eating too many ears.

Posted at 2:35PM on May 19th 2008 by artstoyz

8. The photo looks distorted - like they photoshoped it to look that way.

Posted at 2:47PM on May 19th 2008 by Jennifa O Jenny

9. that poor cutie, has to shizzle his dizzle....

Posted at 2:49PM on May 19th 2008 by jimmy

10. #12, the tattoo is on the left side of his face so you can't see it in this pic.

Posted at 2:56PM on May 19th 2008 by artstoyz

11. Her shirt doesn't fit either..

Posted at 3:01PM on May 19th 2008 by Tracey

12. i had a "crazy" friend in high school who eventually wound up in the court system, and part of his probation was to seek medical help, i.e. meds to calm him down, so he could "function" in day-to-day activities. well, i'm not sure what exactly he took or why it happened, but he gained a lot of weight. sure, he lost his "edge" and was easier to handle, but he ballooned like a muther. maybe that is what is going on with tyson. damn shame. i miss my old friend.

Posted at 3:02PM on May 19th 2008 by sedated

13. mike much love and respect,the youngest man in the world to ever win the heavyweight championship...

Posted at 3:13PM on May 19th 2008 by VAN HALEN OU812

14. What woman in her right mind would give him the time of day! He beat Robin Givens, did 3 years in prison for Rape and he bit the ear off of a man. Is she insane?

Posted at 3:20PM on May 19th 2008 by wisegirl

15. I hope he's really happy and Don King gets killed in a fiery car crash.

Posted at 3:48PM on May 19th 2008 by Granny Pants