This Woman is Having Matt's Baby and You're Not

1. He is sooo g@y.

Was it a soda bottle job???????

or the turkey baster?

Tha kid will be born high

Posted at 5:24PM on May 19th 2008 by argo

2.
just an imported clothes rack;

her entire modeling career a
might make a million dollars;

he's probably worth over $20 million
and will make another $30 million.

at least THIS dripping remains of a hot
brazilian night will be born in a hospital.

Posted at 6:34PM on May 19th 2008 by steviewonders

3. She aint no better than a Gregg County Ho.

(Matt knows what I am talking about)

Posted at 6:52PM on May 19th 2008 by chicken stripper

4. matthew mcconagay is nobody to be dissapointed in if your not having his baby first of all he s gay and a jerk.if it was brad pitt or gabriel aubrys baby well then i would be jealous but not of mm who is known to be stoned and drunk all the time but
she is set for life she got her self a meal ticket she might as well spend his money he will just use it to get stoned anyway

Posted at 8:29PM on May 19th 2008 by sallywally

5. I hope it doesn't get his arms.

Posted at 11:45AM on May 20th 2008 by sad people