"Dancing With the Stars" off the Gaydar

So what are the chances you can pull a bunch of professional dancers together and none of them are gay? We're thinkin' the odds are about the same as Britney getting mother of the year.
Dirty Dancing -- click to watch
But here's the deal ... The dudes on "Dancing with the Stars" are pretty much straighter than your average arrow. Tony is married with a kid and twins on the way. Derek is reportedly doing the dirty dip with Shannon Elizabeth. Mark was doing the horizontal tango with a Cheetah chick. Jonathan is married to a hottie. And there are two other guys.

So here's what our "Dancing" spies tell us. Producers prefer straight, because it creates believable sexual tension on the dance floor and that's what the audience wants. Think of Kristi Yamaguchi doing a rumba with Tommy Tune. Pleeeeze.


Hollywood Pop Stars


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Brang, Mick and Clint: Who Would You Rather?


You're at a restaurant, minding your own beeswax, when you look up at the next table -- Mick Jagger, Brad, Angelina and Clint Eastwood. Who you gonna stare at?
Nick Jagger, Brad Pitt, Angelina
Last night was your chance as they were all at the same table in Cannes. These are hard choices people.


And Starring ... Audrina's Hills!


Audrina Patridge is making her feature film debut in a straight-to-DVD sequel of a movie no one saw in the first place. Based on these photos, it won't be Audrina's acting on display -- and that's how it should be.
Audrina

Jackson Poker-Faced on Vegas Gig


Michael JacksonMichael Jackson could become the next Celine Dion, and we're not just talkin' wardrobe.

We've been able to connect the dots and it seems the guys who just bailed Jacko out of Neverland debt may be angling to put him on stage in Vegas.

The money men run Colony Capital, a group that owns the Las Vegas Hilton. Colony just forked over the green M.J. needed to keep Neverland out of foreclosure.

So, you ask, what's in it for Colony? We're told Vegas money is on Jackson headlining there and raking a much-needed jackpot. Colony has the venue -- it's where Barry Manilow performed -- and now the leverage to moonwalk his a** back on stage.

Jacko's peeps didn't return our calls for comment.


Golden Girl-on-Golden Girl Action!


Bet you never saw this on the "Brady Bunch!"
Florence Henderson and Judge Judy
Florence Henderson, 74, and Judge Judy Sheindlin, 65, locked lips at Beverly Hills charity event last night.

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Our Hero Leo Actually Traded Up!


Leonardo DiCaprio really is the king of the world.
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The Amazingly Fun, Super Cool Sly Stallone


Just think of how exciting it must be to hang out with Sylvester Stallone.
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Now imagine the exact opposite.

Reader Comments

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16. Just because they're married and have kids doesn't mean they're not gay, and most folks know that. We gay-types would certainly wager that they're at least bi. And so what. They're great dancers. Many gay guys have lots of "style and grace." They are nurturing, and probably some of the gals needed some encouragement because they didn't fit the stereotype of women with "style and grace." I agree with previous comments about why trying to define or tell or whatever. So it's a man and a woman dancing. Period.

Posted at 4:39PM on May 20th 2008 by chuck

17. to me the issues is not about people who have a right to be whoever they are or would like to be, as long as they are not forcing themselves on others. the real danger is the incompetence of every type of media in this county who have minds not capable of seeing outside of their simple minded boxes and contribute to the education of society and helping people to be aware of the real problems in this society and to contribute in meaningful ways to a healthier and safer society. seems to me, the human race makes technical advances, but since leaving the caves, still kill in the name of their gods, will destroy others in the name of their own greed and have no idea yet that we are here all on the same spaceship. there will be a sort of peace on earth, when earthlings find another planet of people to unite against to hate.

Posted at 4:53PM on May 20th 2008 by joseph sante

18. First of all , I have been to many parties with rap stars big thugs - would you believe they were bi- or having relationship with other men/ women. But in the real world kids = people do - and Im not saying its the right or the wrong thing to do but in the end everyone will get judged and then they have to be able to face there maker. Hey I say if they want to be gay - then let it be and let God sourt them out . What I do or you do in our own timing is what we have to face things for , no one else has to tell us its wrong or right, leave dancing of the stars guys alone - theres to much junk in our own closets at home for us to be putting judge on anyone - And for anyone who says they dont have drama or have no stuff in there own closets Im sure someone will have connections to local tv stations im sure they are looking for a perfect reality tv show.

Posted at 6:55PM on May 20th 2008 by Ruby's momma

19. You do know that Louis van Amstel is gay. He has a bf.

Posted at 5:05PM on May 20th 2008 by Alex

20. I have more of a problem with actors like Neil Patrick Haris and T.R. Knight (openly gay actors) who portray themselves as straight characters on t.v., but are actually gay. Nothing could be more distasteful is to see an actor kissing and embracing an actress on the screen, and later goes home to bed with this male lover. Gay dancers on DWTS doesn't bother me as much. .

Posted at 5:16PM on May 20th 2008 by LBH

21. BRUNO IS GAY ITS BEEN IN MANY GOOD MAGAZINES BUT WHO CARES HE IS AN ENTERTAINER AND THATS ALL THATS NEEDED. THE GUY THATS HAVING TWINS IS VERY STRAIGHT. AND WHO CARES ABOUT THE REST...THEY ALL DANCE GREAT

Posted at 5:18PM on May 20th 2008 by RV CAFE\\\

22. Gay or not, these dancers are terrific. Who cares what they are. The degree of training and dedication that goes into becoming a star ballroom dancer is extreme. People think that because the male species takes up dancing they must be gay. Far from that...they are music lovers and like to interpet that music with their bodies. This has nothing to do with sex. Get over it, people. Enjoy their talent.

Posted at 5:25PM on May 20th 2008 by Grits

23. Gays and lesbians make me sick! Its unnatural and as for Cali allowing same sex marriages, well happy to be on the east coast!!!

Posted at 5:26PM on May 20th 2008 by cindy

24. well, i do know that Fergie acted like a hoe and with all this children lookn on t thougt she was pathetic and what she did should of been performed maybe at a night club and or a concert but not in front on those kids it looked like some of them was very embarrassed and who can blame them i wonder what kind of drugs she was on I thought she was very trashy

Posted at 5:31PM on May 20th 2008 by Ms Queen B

25. Quit pushing this gay s&*t on us.....we've HAD ENOUGH already. It's unnatural behavior...seek a dr. for real help. I'm sure they've got some pills for your abnormality. Doesn't anybody get it...if Hollywood is doing it....it probably ain't normal. For the most part....all of these people are substance abusers....FACT! Mix drugs and alcohol and you'll be humping your mother and calling it "latching problem." Give me a break! Just call yourself a misplaced individual. If your dad and mom had been watching...there wouldn't be any of this trash. Oh...forgot....daddy left and mama is married to jack daniels.

Posted at 5:36PM on May 20th 2008 by justthesame

26. This is just stupid because I am sorry buit I do not recall where Kim had sexual tension with Jerry Springer... I just want to see GOOD DANCING. I could give a hoot what their sexual preference is. That is so unfair.

Posted at 5:36PM on May 20th 2008 by Just saying...

27. omg when are ppl gonna relize that being gay is not the end of the world? i mean wat the hell??? im sorry but if ur prejudiced against gay or homosexual ppl then u have problems becuz they cant help how they are. alot of times ppl are just born like that and im sick and tired of hearing evryone making a big deal out of being gay! gay ppl are just like us only they like the same sex. men like men. girls like girls. ppl like both. its not the end of the world! ppl can be whatever orientation they want and its not ur job or ur place to question that. i have a lot of gay and bisexual friends and they are prolly the nicest ppl ull ever meet. but it took most of them a long time to come out and admit it. and no one should ever have to feel like they cant tell someone who they truly are. and u kno why it took so long for them? its becuz of ppl like u who tell them that its wrong. that being themselves is a bad thing. when we were all in skool we learned that evryone is equal. so why cant we just freakin accept each other? its not fair for ppl to have to hide who they truly are becuz they are afraid other ppl wont like them!! why should they have to be anyone but themselves? and why are you asking that of them? just accept them. is that SO hard? to accept someone? to not judge them by their orientation? becuz if we would stop for one minute and think abt what we are doing to them we would relize that we are forcing them to hide themselves under a mask that is not them. we are asking them to not be themselves becuz we dont like who they are! gay ppl are all around u...ur best friend might be gay!!! and they are trying to tell u something. they are tired of sticking out and being different. being forced to act differently than who they truly are. they want us to accept the fact that they are what they are and u cant change that! so GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:36PM on May 20th 2008 by molly pitcher

28. I agree, Hollywood is so full of crap. Most of those guys if not all of them are as gay as it gets. Hollywood realizes that most people still do not accept that life style and do not want to loose ratings, that's all they care about.

Posted at 5:49PM on May 20th 2008 by Bren

29. Jonathan is gayer than gay - he married the russian dancer so she could stay in this country - hello!

Posted at 5:53PM on May 20th 2008 by ed

30. Dave, your comments about Serge Grinkov and his wife Yekaterina Gordeyeva was right on the money. They were a fabulous couple and they redefined the meaning of "couples skating". All of your comments is perfect and I hope a lot of people read what you wrote. I cried when I heard Serge died, my heart really ached for Yekaterina. When I saw her skate alone and her little daughter patted her shoulders when she was done broke my heart. Another amazing love story, which a lot of people will probably bash me for was President Reagan and his wife Nancy. I read their book about their love, his letters to her, how he felt about her, (I suggest everyone to read it, he loved Nancy with everything inside him). At his funeral I was in tears seeing her lay her head on the casket. Many of us never know what that type of LOVE is, how amazing it is, to almost breathe with the other person. I was lucky to have found it, if only for a short time, but now I know what LOVE truly is and I hope someday I will have that again. Thanks for reminding us about a really amazing couple, I can't watch couples skating anymore, it's just not the same with them.

Posted at 7:10PM on May 20th 2008 by tish

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