Fergie Loves the Smell of Crotch in the Morning

There's nothing like watching Fergie first thing in the AM, simulating oral sex, hyper-shaking her bootay, doing cartwheels in poured-on pants.


Unless you're just getting ready to go into the eighth grade. Then it just seems wrong, wrong, wrong.



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1. she looks like she's still on meth.

Posted at 9:54AM on May 20th 2008 by First

2. SWEATY CROTCH MUST SMELLS SIMILIAR TO METH

Posted at 9:56AM on May 20th 2008 by Krishna

3. I think she really needs to switch to decaf.

Posted at 10:01AM on May 20th 2008 by jack's mom

4. I'd give that awkward performance a zero. I didn't find that in the least bit entertaining. Even the little kid in orange in the front row has to look away at this HOT MESS. Fergie is trashy at it's best.

Posted at 9:59AM on May 20th 2008 by thrasherbetty

5. This tart is inappropriate on every level. Shaking it in front of children. Wow! She should forget singing and just work for a peep show. Maybe the brothel with Pamela, Tara, Lilo... is more appropriate for you Fergie.

Posted at 10:04AM on May 20th 2008 by Anne

6. You know what they say...BJ is not sex. ...now it just goes to another level. BJ is not sex but entertainment! :) Gawd... poor kids.

Posted at 10:09AM on May 20th 2008 by billTO

7. What a skank. She's has to writher and shake it because it takes away from the focus that she CANT SING!!
What a joke the music industry has become.

Posted at 10:05AM on May 20th 2008 by jb

8. Yeah, not to mention her making the gesture of shooting herself in the head. My young children were watching it this morning. Who would think having the today show on would be inappropriate for children. What a horrible role model. I was disgusted.

Posted at 10:49AM on May 20th 2008 by andrea

9. she's just lookin for loose change common any idiot can see that

Posted at 11:12AM on May 20th 2008 by DilutedSanity

10. I though it was pretty HOT! But then again, I like my women a little on the trashy side

Posted at 10:12AM on May 20th 2008 by Rob

11. Damn that was horrible.

Posted at 10:13AM on May 20th 2008 by anonymous

12. That was repugnant.

Posted at 10:14AM on May 20th 2008 by sara

13. I watched this a little while ago.... I was thinking she would do one of her newer songs, instead she screamed Baracuda and finished it off with alittle Welcome to the Jungle. She was writhing around all over the stage, dryhumping everything and everyone. The camera kept showing the crowd reaction, and it seemed the only people that were there was 5-8 yr old kids!!!
This one boy was right at the stage where she got down on all fours humping the stage!!! He didnt know what to think!!!!

Posted at 7:23AM on May 21st 2008 by stang

14. Trust me you all, as of right now I live in Asheville, NC. I am not from there. And I can personally attest to everyone on tmz that I have seen worse, and worse to the same age audience. I actually applaud Fergies's preformance irregardless though. Fergie rocks!!!

Posted at 10:16AM on May 20th 2008 by GEB

15. That was SO innappropriate! It looks like it's from the Today show, which is a family show, not late night HBO. Crawling around on the floor seductively in front of what looks like 5-year-olds is disgusting. Is she CLUELESS?? One thing she's definitely not is Ann Wilson -- That song was way above her abilities.

Posted at 10:20AM on May 20th 2008 by cheriroyale

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