Fergie Loves the Smell of Crotch in the Morning

There's nothing like watching Fergie first thing in the AM, simulating oral sex, hyper-shaking her bootay, doing cartwheels in poured-on pants.


Unless you're just getting ready to go into the eighth grade. Then it just seems wrong, wrong, wrong.



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136. I like Fergie and her music but this performance was not for kids, she really should have toned it down a bit seeing that children where in the very front watching. On a side note that one hand cartwheel is pretty cool.

Posted at 12:09PM on May 21st 2008 by SJ23

137. OMG, those children looked HORRIFIED!

Posted at 10:48PM on May 20th 2008 by KekeGA

138. Why would the parents of children allow their children to be there if the knew Fergie was performing. She is a great performer, and that is how she normally performs. This is more on the parents than on a performer, she shouldn't have to change her routine because of some irresponisble stupid parents.

Posted at 12:04AM on May 21st 2008 by tracey

139. I thought it was Charro (sp) from the Love Boat in the 80's! Fergie has no talent, is disgusting (those pants, please), might as well be on Idol. Those kids looked terrified! LOL They should have thrown stuff on her for fun! LOL

Posted at 2:12AM on May 21st 2008 by Genea

140. I agree that she should not have been crawling around on all fours and all that but I don't think you can call that a simulated BJ since she was to the side and rear. Simulated tossed salad maybe. Defenetly inapropiate stroking and goosing for the audience in attendence. I was really impressed with the flips though. At no time in my life could I do that!

Posted at 4:47AM on May 21st 2008 by Jasmine

141. I loved the segment played on yesterday's TMZ! lol

"So little sally- what did you learn in school today? "

"I learned to f*** ******"

lol- I just couldn't stop laughing!

Long live TMZ!

Posted at 11:05AM on May 21st 2008 by Michael

142. LMAO... She must of have a lot of redbulls drinks that morning... Go Fergie.. And people quit hating.. Thats all people know to do, is hate on others cause they dont got.. Fergie is doing her thing...

Posted at 2:40PM on May 21st 2008 by Dominique

143. Hey..every one of those little punks should have been in SCHOOL, ok??!
Fergie is a WOMAN capital W...people have done worse in performances, more power to anyone who can cartwheel like that in the morning!!!

Posted at 2:57PM on May 21st 2008 by Ev

144. uh, ok...that was strange and somehow, sort of nauseating. Go you Fergie.

Posted at 6:43PM on May 21st 2008 by atlas

145. My 13 year old son and I watched this clip together. We are both huge fans of Fergie. He commented and I quote, "God mom, I am so embarrassed for her. I am really disappointed in her performance." To me, that comment says it all.

Posted at 8:16PM on May 21st 2008 by Montana

146. WOW, of all the ppl to have the nerve to cover a Heart song?!?!?????? That sucked worse than anything i've ever seen. Does'nt she have ANY pride whatsoever?

Posted at 9:19PM on May 21st 2008 by MY EARS ARE POURING BLOOD

147. That was disgusting to act so low class and be all sexual in front of kids which you can clearly tell they were embarassed to watch with looking down and all. I did like when she flipped with one arm must be doing alot of jerking off Haha That's what they were hinting on in the TMZ show

Posted at 12:15AM on May 22nd 2008 by ChilliChalli

148. that was just horrible! those poor kids!

Posted at 1:55PM on May 22nd 2008 by junnyboo

149. FERGIE IS AN AMAZING PERFORMER!!!!!! SO SUCK ON THAT!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:16PM on May 22nd 2008 by Lima LOL POP

150. Apparently "simulating oral sex" is not what it used to mean.

Posted at 1:09AM on May 25th 2008 by Albert

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