Fergie Loves the Smell of Crotch in the Morning

There's nothing like watching Fergie first thing in the AM, simulating oral sex, hyper-shaking her bootay, doing cartwheels in poured-on pants.


Unless you're just getting ready to go into the eighth grade. Then it just seems wrong, wrong, wrong.



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46. THE FACT THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE ON HERE SAYING "SHE'S HOT", "I DON'T SEE THAT SHE DID ANYTHING WRONG", SHOULD TELL YOU WHERE THE MENTALITY OF THIS SOCIETY HAS GONE. PEOPLE...SHE WAS BEING OVERTLY SEXUAL, STRIP-CLUB-FLOOR-CRAWLING IN FRONT OF ELEMENTARY AGED SCHOOL CHILDREN. PELVIC THRUSTING, THE ASS SHAKING. HELLO - ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS WAS A DISGRACE, AND ABSOLUTELY THE POOREST JUDGEMENT I'VE EVER SEEN. CELEBS THINK THY ARE ABOVE ANY MORAL "RULE", ANY STANDARD. IT'S TIME WE SHUT THEM DOWN.

Posted at 11:13AM on May 20th 2008 by ?

47. Fergie was so inappropriate on the Today show. I felt embarrassed for her. Crawling around on the stage in front of kids. Good golly. Even if that was something she plan to do, she shoud have toned it down when she saw the kids. She was absolutely digusting in every way - shakng her butt at the end was icing on the cake. Shame on you Fergie and the Today Show.

Posted at 11:14AM on May 20th 2008 by fergieisdigusting

48. Are you kidding me? Anytime is a good time for sex. If TV is uncensored why critcisize the cutie. If you have it, flaunt it! You go girl shake that bootie... Ummm I think it's time to go to the gym, as far as role models goo...She is one hot role model and sweet too. Hope her and Josh make a good go of it.

Posted at 11:24AM on May 20th 2008 by censorship

49. AND...#35, YES, IT'S CALLED ENTERTAINMENT. AND I CAN HANDLE IT THANK YOU, BUT WHEN YOU'RE ASKED TO COME GIVE A PUBLIC PERFORMANCE WHERE THERE ARE VERY VERY YONG CHILDREN, IT'S UP TO ONE'S JUDGEMENT TO DECIDE WHAT KIND OF PERFORMANCE YOU'RE GIVING, YOU SEE WHO YOU'RE PERFORMING TO, AND THEN YOU GO WITH THAT. HAVE SOME CLASS. EVEN MADONNA WOULD HAVE ASSESSED THE SITUATION AND RESPONDED APPROPRIATELY. SO CAN YOUR IGNORANCE, AND GET A CLUE.

Posted at 11:17AM on May 20th 2008 by ?

50. I have never posted here before, however I MUST this time, THAT WAS NASTY~~ TODAY SHOW should be ashamed of that~

Posted at 12:29PM on May 20th 2008 by patti

51. What the hell? Not only did she totally butcher one of the classics, but she looked like a total idiot. Sliding around on the floor in front of kids and doing cartwheels. Totally retarted

Posted at 3:30PM on May 20th 2008 by What the???!!

52. That sort of entertainment belongs in NIGHTclubs. Keep that up and she'll be singin' My Jumps, My Jumps, My little sharky jumps.

Posted at 11:23AM on May 20th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

53. I think I'm going to email the today show/NBC and complain...that was absolutely terrible and inappropriate. They need to tell these "Musicians" that its a morning show and they do not feel its appropriate for certain 'strip acts' to be performed at that hour. Obviously, these "Musicians" have no common sense not to do this on their own....Those kids in the front row were like 6.

Posted at 11:21AM on May 20th 2008 by Bob

54. This 'entertainment' was vulgar and nowhere near appropriate for children. What amazes me more than this "hot" woman (read drag queen) rolling around like a stripper in front of impressionable tweens are you people writing & defending Fergies behaviour??!! She can't sing, isn't all that, and obviously is not a role model for young people. YUCK

Posted at 11:26AM on May 20th 2008 by Urbannite

55. I don't think this was appropriate for the place and the kids that were there.

She should know better, I couldn't watch the whole thing.

Posted at 11:28AM on May 20th 2008 by neo

56. honestly i dont see anything wrong with her performance. kids can see worse than that in cartoons on tv that are designed for them. plus did anyone in the sudience look like they had a prbolem with it. i didnt see anyone looking like they were upset or sickened by it. its called entertainment people lighten the fu$! up.

Posted at 11:30AM on May 20th 2008 by bellamom

57. I can not BELIEVE these parents did not leave her standing on that stage while she gyrated and crawled across the stage like a sexual beast. What the hell is wrong with parents nowadays?? Just because she's a celebrity, it's okay? That was not a kids' show, in the least. These celebrities and the paparazzi are the exact ones that are part of the downfall of our morality. Yes, parents have a choice on what their children are subjected to and SHOULD be their own children's role model, but you can't be with them all the time, especially the older they get. Kids are inevitably going to see and hear about it through other kids whose parents don't care or think it's cool, or through school, pop ups on the internet, etc. I used to like Fergie but GOOD GOD....that was sick. Look at those little boys in the front row. I wonder what mind set they'll have by the time they start dating. Yuck.

Posted at 11:39AM on May 20th 2008 by Alisha

58. #45 - ? - well you know that this is the way fergie performs~ maybe the parents of these children should check out who their kids are fans of before taking them there, then. shame on the parents for not knowing! fergie should be able to do her thing without being censored. this is adult entertainment, yes. again, let's put some blame on the parents for not knowing what to expect. so why don't you and all of the parents who brought their childern to see her get a f'in clue. moral police.

Posted at 11:32AM on May 20th 2008 by Zara

59. I have a better question, why are these teens over there with their parents anyway, How about holding the parents responsible for not having there kids in school.

Posted at 11:34AM on May 20th 2008 by Robert

60. it definately looks like shes on something...that is TOTALLY inappropriate for an AM audience...WTF was anyone that produced that little skeezy show thinking?!

Posted at 11:40AM on May 20th 2008 by meg

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