Fergie Loves the Smell of Crotch in the Morning

There's nothing like watching Fergie first thing in the AM, simulating oral sex, hyper-shaking her bootay, doing cartwheels in poured-on pants.


Unless you're just getting ready to go into the eighth grade. Then it just seems wrong, wrong, wrong.



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61. A fair response to #55, I am not criticizing Fergie's style or what is her typical performance. I'm criticizing her JUDGEMENT in this situation which was piss poor. And, I'm a fan! I happen to enjoy her, and the likes of Madonna, etc. Over the years, a number of artists have been invited to perform on this show, each taking into account that they are in PUBLIC with children viewing. It's sort of a given that you shouldn't be air-screwing on live morning television when non-concert-ticket-paying public is watching. If you want to see the "real deal", buy the ticket and expect to see what you paid for, or, your parents can determine whether you are old enough to go to a concert like this. Most people understand the very simple concept that by giving a public performance, you're going to get innocent lookers-on that should expect public behavior to be appropriate. The parents should have expected it, and I would have expected it. Fergie was a disgrace. BAD judgement.

Posted at 11:43AM on May 20th 2008 by ?

62. come on, those kids probably LOVED it. i don't know any man who saw a woman like that when they were kids who is scarred for life. please, it probably made their day! you think these kids will *gasp* never see a naked woman until they're of age? get a clue. kids are smart. with all the horror in this world, i doubt that fergie's performance is the end all, scar-you-for-life moment. the parents didn't like it - bet the boys loved it.......

Posted at 11:45AM on May 20th 2008 by WhiteGuy

63. Where in there was she "simulating oral sex"???? I agree, the dancing was very inappropriate for the audience, but the headline indicated that she was doing something she was not doing. Get a grip, TMZ!

Posted at 11:47AM on May 20th 2008 by What BJ?

64. ? - ok, fair enough, you're right about the morning/family show...she should have thought about who her audience was going to be...

Posted at 11:49AM on May 20th 2008 by Zara

65. um yea......inappropriate!

Posted at 11:49AM on May 20th 2008 by SolizGiRl

66. Again, TMZ, take a cue from People and get some class

Posted at 12:49PM on May 22nd 2008 by kim

67. Gads, she looks like a tired stripper performing to...children. How awkward and awful was that?

Posted at 12:42PM on May 20th 2008 by Ugh

68. Fergie, what the hell!! Did you not realize the majority of your audience were kids under the age of 12? Now, I know your not a mother, but you've got to have some common sense girl. That was NOT tasteful. In fact, that changes my opinion about you now. It would of been different if you were performing for a room full of grown men, but your weren't. Where have all the classy ladies gone?

Posted at 12:15PM on May 20th 2008 by Oh no, no, no

69. That was a trainwreck if I ever did see one! Besides completely butchering the song the butt shaking didn't even seem to fit the moment.

Posted at 1:43PM on May 20th 2008 by OMG

70. Would you really expect any better from a former (?) meth addict?

Posted at 12:13PM on May 20th 2008 by ReneeNW

71. First, she completely trashed a great song...she DOES NOT sing that song well...and I usually LIKE Fergie. SHe should have done the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" where she actually sings well. Second: I don't think I have ever seen anything quite as sad- her crawling and writhering on the ground in front of those kids..I can't believe she did not take ONE look at that little boys face and say to herself: Get off the ground...WHAT am i doing? I really like Fergie but she just went down a few notches for me.

SAD

Posted at 12:18PM on May 20th 2008 by Duh

72. That was truly hideous on so many levels...

Posted at 12:23PM on May 20th 2008 by me

73. she sounds like crap....very very tacky fergie....nice way to act around kids...NOT!!!!!

Posted at 12:32PM on May 20th 2008 by kjk

74. I saw her at Sun fest in Palm Beach last month. For someone who is obviously very talented she sucked! The music was good but all she did was simulate having sex. It was nasty. I will still listen to her music because it’s good, but I will never pay to see her perform again. She apparently doesn’t know that when you are as talented as she is you don’t have to stoop to that level.

Posted at 12:26PM on May 20th 2008 by MGR

75. That performance was not only sub-par, but embarrassing. And I usually LIKE Fergie.

Posted at 12:38PM on May 20th 2008 by Susan

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