Fergie Loves the Smell of Crotch in the Morning

There's nothing like watching Fergie first thing in the AM, simulating oral sex, hyper-shaking her bootay, doing cartwheels in poured-on pants.


Unless you're just getting ready to go into the eighth grade. Then it just seems wrong, wrong, wrong.



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76. If it were a man performing like that in front of kids he would probably be charged.

Posted at 12:32PM on May 20th 2008 by Dawn

77. Disturbing.

Posted at 12:31PM on May 20th 2008 by observer

78. Peeeeeeeepolllll!!!! SHE WASN'T DOING IT FOR THE KIDDIES!! SHE WAS DOING IT FOR THE GUYS!!!! D O I N G!! PULL THE GODDAMN SNOT NOSES AWAY IF YAR BOTHERED! DUH.

Posted at 12:33PM on May 20th 2008 by DOIinnnGG

79. Reminds me of something Madonna would have done.

Posted at 12:35PM on May 20th 2008 by Shelley

80. good point why she didn't stop & think to herself "um, maybe, considering it looks like I've got a large amount of 10 yr olds here, I should veer from the 10pm ticket-holder show and be considerate to parents who came with their kids to see me'. Look at the kids' looks on their faces when she's on all 4s. She should be absolutely ashamed at her behavior. Ferg, I think you owe the public an apology. Get it together. Her fiance, er boyfriend, er whatever she's got should be embarrassed too. Advice to him: Find someone with some class, common sense. Her lack of thought here speaks volumes about what her character is about. Do better.


Posted at 12:36PM on May 20th 2008 by ?

81. I'm off from work today and I actually caught her performance. I just really don't think she had a clue about what she was doing! When she started crawling on the floor, the poor kids in the front row stepped back from her. She just did not do a good performance...her voice needed help and I guess that's why she tried to cover it up with all that craziness on the floor and the cartwheels. Fergie I thought you were better than that! Oh and btw...what the heck was up with the boot shake????

Posted at 12:40PM on May 20th 2008 by Vaca-Tray

82. I thought the same thing. There is a time where she is on her hands and knees and is slithering around like a snake in front of preschool or kindergarten aged kids. Very inappropriate - Play to the Audience Fergie!

Posted at 12:39PM on May 20th 2008 by Shannon

83. Re the comment about Madonna. Not that I really adore the woman, and am more than aware of how overtly sexual she is and has made a living being that way....the difference, Madonna's smart. She'd have NEVER behaved this way in public where the presence of children was very clear. As clear as...say...a foot from one's face while crawling on the floor. eh hem.

Posted at 12:40PM on May 20th 2008 by !

84. # 72 you're just stupid. get an education.

Posted at 12:41PM on May 20th 2008 by !

85. Alright now.. I never make comments on these stupid things..but I just could not help myself.. what the hell is she thinking? Her core audience on the TODAY SHOW for christs sake is gonna be a bunch of friggin tourista and stay at home moms'... what the heck is she gyrating all around for? Like women need to see her skinny butt doing that... and can I just say one more thing? Her guitarist looks like he's enjoying it way too much...lol

Posted at 12:50PM on May 20th 2008 by Jess

86. What is wrong with these performers? They can't think of another gimmick to get noticed, Usher on SNL looked like he was having a seizure and Fergie's performance wasn't even singing, she was writhing all over the ground, it doesn't make sense, none of them can sing a song and make people listen, none of them have stage presence or charisma.

Posted at 12:55PM on May 20th 2008 by Oprah

87. That was um...scary! That isn't a performance that goes along with singing. That was a stripper/circus show! Not to mention the painted on pants!

Posted at 1:13PM on May 20th 2008 by rachel

88. GEB
Irregardless is NOT a word, MORON is though.......

Posted at 1:06PM on May 20th 2008 by Jean S is a sad old bag!

89. She is whacked out on some drug here. Here voice sounds TERRIBLE. Poor Heart. And the fact that she is gyrating in front of 5-7 yr olds??? What the???? Knwo your audience Fergie - how disgraceful and unladylike! Duchess my behind!

Posted at 1:16PM on May 20th 2008 by Kim

90. damn, that was pretty sleazy, i shot baby batter all over my screen.

Posted at 1:21PM on May 20th 2008 by Kevin

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