Fergie Loves the Smell of Crotch in the Morning

There's nothing like watching Fergie first thing in the AM, simulating oral sex, hyper-shaking her bootay, doing cartwheels in poured-on pants.


Unless you're just getting ready to go into the eighth grade. Then it just seems wrong, wrong, wrong.



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121. I guess it could of been worse. She could have peed herself again...

Posted at 5:01PM on May 20th 2008 by Your name:

122. you people are just jealous. fergie is hot and your not. And this crap about her simulating oral sex is bulls$$$! so all you fatties out there and you men that would NEVER be in her league, SHUT UP

Posted at 5:00PM on May 20th 2008 by fergielover

123. shes not that hot she is old and has a greasy face and her name is annoying.

Posted at 5:14PM on May 20th 2008 by poison APPLE

124. First of all, the idiot who is posting about other posters being
jealous 'fatties" is using a bunch of different names to post the
same crap over and over. What is your problem? Are you Fergie's
mother or something? Maybe one of her physco fans? She postively
STINKS! She bombed today and made an absolute ass of herself on
national morning TV. Her songs reek, and she acts like a ho. She is
a no talent doper who couldn't even come up with an original
name...had to steal one from a wonderfully elegant woman who HAS class.
FERGIE, YOU AREN'T FERGIE #2 FOR NOTHING! THAT '2' TELLS YOU WHAT
YOUR PERFORMANCE LOOKED LIKE TO US WHO HAVE SOME IDEA OF WHAT A GOOD
ONE IS!

Posted at 5:31PM on May 20th 2008 by FERGIE SUCKS!

125. "121 Testie Testi Testi, Didn't take your prozac today?

Posted at 5:44PM on May 20th 2008 by Nonya

126. Actually, I don't think she is attractive in the least, but I think peoples underwear are just a tad bit tight and need to loosen up. I don't like her, but I do like the performance, but then again, I kind of like trashy

Posted at 5:50PM on May 20th 2008 by Nonya

127. YEA NONYA...WE CAN TELL!

Posted at 5:57PM on May 20th 2008 by fergie can't sing

128. Thanks Fergie for F-ing up that song AGAIN. You did the same thing on Idol WITH HEART and hogged the stage and at one point looked like you were gonna kiss the sisters! Look it up on youtube! HEART ever had to do anything more than perform the song and it was great! You however do almost everything BUT sing the song and even that sucked. Crap on your own songs and leave the classics alone. Fergie is trying too hard to be "rock "cool and she is NOT! Poor kids that had to see that sh*t storm!!
P.S. HEART stop Fergie from defiling your song!!

Posted at 7:07PM on May 20th 2008 by Makesmesick

129. That was an UNBELIEVABLE performance! YOU GO GIRL!! I'd like to see u people try & do what she does. You losers are in front of the tv, eating ice cream, and gaining 20 lbs bitchin about people u don't know. I've seen her live many times and will go again.

Obviously everyone will not like everyone's music or performances, but there is no need for rude, immature, 5th grade comments. Grow Up!!

Posted at 7:36PM on May 20th 2008 by FergieFan

130. This chick is a P-I-G!!!

Posted at 7:42PM on May 20th 2008 by MaryJane

131. MaryJane is jealous! Ferrgie is hot! I kept the tape - all of the guy I hang with will watch that over and over! Jealous Jealous women! How angry they get at a hot babe! haha You all are funny!

Posted at 7:59PM on May 20th 2008 by Sandy

132. I think Fergie is hot and all but that performance disreguarding the kids was just akward. She looked like it was her 1st time. Half of the kids looked scared I mean I could understand shaking your ass at a performance at a late night concert with a different audience, but not at a early morning show.

Posted at 1:43AM on May 25th 2008 by Andrea Elias

133. WOW!!! talk about inappropriate!!
i, too, was embarassed for her. and in front of young children?
WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE SMOKING WHEN SHE COOKED UP THIS NASTY IDEA?
oh yeah, METH!!


she defines the term "hot mess"....

Posted at 8:20PM on May 20th 2008 by julie

134. Yes that performance was gross and tachy

Posted at 9:27PM on May 20th 2008 by kalina

135. A.) That was the worst strip-tease that I've ever seen. Elizabeth Berkley could put her to shame...and that's pretty d@mn bad!

B.) Those kids looked confused as hell and were probably wishing they were in school than there.

C.) WTF was that all about? Especially those front walk overs?!

Posted at 9:14PM on May 20th 2008 by Everyone is wondering WTF?!

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