61. considering the level of writing YOU'RE probably used to little stevie, I take that as a H U G E compliment :) FYI: if you're going to continue to write in stanza form...for petes sake throw us a bone and stick in a rhyme or two (even if it's at my expense, I don't care) there's gotta be SOME funny in you somewhere cuz I have to admit it's just getting painful to read you at this point.

Posted at 5:33PM on May 20th 2008 by make it funny

62. Stevie you have all the makings of A TMZ staffer, (not an ounce of wit and you say things just to be mean) you should apply if you're not already a part of this "special" group! Me thinks you just may be.

Posted at 5:33PM on May 20th 2008 by make it funny

63.

what's wrong sweetie, did the industry just flat out leave you unemployable ?

did entertainment " force " you to express your journalistic skills here for free ?

Posted at 5:47PM on May 20th 2008 by steviewonders

64. I didn't know whales have fur!

Posted at 5:49PM on May 20th 2008 by Starzilla

65.
mr. stanza;

rest assured your family is not be proud of that wasted education,
but your family and 2 friends will gladly cushion the fall.

it's time to FINALLY give up all hopes, embrace
you're writing failures and migrate back to your roots.

you've taken enough already
that this town could dish out.

they won't be too hard on you dear.

just get a job back home and pay them
back all their money they sent you.

Posted at 6:07PM on May 20th 2008 by steviewonders

66. Oh God, I just threw up a little.

Posted at 7:41PM on May 20th 2008 by just me

67. NEWS FLASH. This is what a real man looks like without all the gay blade waxing. If you will notice, Andy also possesses a full head of luxurious hair. Hair on head = hair on body. For God's sake. Grow up.

Posted at 8:01PM on May 20th 2008 by withak

68.
1 800 273 TALK;
( the hotline is open for you. )

don't allow your feasible journalistic
talents to FINALLY put you down.

restassured, you can ALWAYS
blame it on the writer's strike dear.

that's providing you EVER got
a paycheck and worked lately.

the folks back home WILL understand if you
didn't try to reach out for help first and called.....

Posted at 8:43PM on May 20th 2008 by steviewonders

69. This is why I like TMZ....

LOKI

Posted at 9:02PM on May 20th 2008 by G

70. #36...lmao

Posted at 9:52PM on May 20th 2008 by velvet elvis

71. LOOK TEEN WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:03PM on May 20th 2008 by chunky

72. Oh if only we were all waxed, lipo'd, siliconed, Blotoxed and airbrushed in to perfection! Please people.... it's a human body. If any of you look 25% as good as Mr. Garcia does in his suite than speak, otherwise quit your typing and go for a run.

Posted at 10:09PM on May 20th 2008 by Clinicallyspeaking

73. NO man has that much hair on their back and still has a full head of hair.
Check it out at the beach the next time you go... ANY man with that much hair is ALWAYS bald... 100% of the time.
It's a testosterone thing. He is wearing a hair piece.

Posted at 10:52PM on May 20th 2008 by stars are all smoke and mirrors

74. I bet this guy gets alot of Cling-Ons stuck in his Ass crack.

Posted at 1:59AM on May 21st 2008 by Biff

75. I guess tough guys should never look too pretty....below the collar. Jeeminy Christmas. What are those vacuum hair cutter things called? I suddenly feel compelled to buy one of those vacuum hair cutters for no reason whatsoever other that to have one JUST IN CASE!!!

Posted at 3:42AM on May 21st 2008 by Campy