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Stars are treated like gods in Hollywood, so it's no surprise that some of them bear a striking resemblance to the original Almighty celeb himself. Find a stylist for these stars quick -- that Jesus look is so two thousand years ago.
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16.
how is the old boy ?

still hanging out ?

Posted at 1:44PM on May 20th 2008 by steviewonders

17. It's "bear", not "bare".... he bears a resemblance...

Posted at 3:03PM on May 20th 2008 by Chris

18. So anyone with long hair looks like Jesus? Lame. That's a pretty unintelligent and 3rd grade way to think. Oh right, I forgot...this is TMZ. Average grade finished by employees: 3rd.

Posted at 2:18PM on May 20th 2008 by monkeynoodle

19. Jesus was an Arab/Semetic/Mediterranean/Mexican looking guy, and given that he was a Nazarene he most likely had dreadlocks.

Jason Castro anyone??

Posted at 2:21PM on May 20th 2008 by pimp

20. HE LOOKS LIKE JESUS ON CRACK. YIKES

Posted at 2:22PM on May 20th 2008 by Krishna

21. I love Rob Zombie. I'm sure he could make me scream Oh God, Oh God....

Posted at 2:33PM on May 20th 2008 by LA2

22. You are nobodies little boy anymore! Cut that crap off!

Posted at 2:40PM on May 20th 2008 by Dallas

23. give me a break. its rob zombie. he can look however he wants. its not like he just grew his hair like that; he's been like that forever, minus the dreads. would you respect him more if he had hair like george clooney?

Posted at 2:40PM on May 20th 2008 by johnjohn

24. Haha you dumb ass's at TMZ Two centuries is not that long ago..Hahaha 8th grade educations I see.

Posted at 2:51PM on May 20th 2008 by Spaz

25. It really ticks me off that you wouldcompare anyone to looking like Jesus, come on TMZ!!!

Posted at 3:21PM on May 20th 2008 by OMG

26. Jesus did not have long hair. Scripture says it is a shame for a man to have long hair (1 Corinthians 11:14), so our Lord would not have long hair and dishonor Himself nor God the Father whom He came to reveal.

He was a typical looking Jewish man who wore his hair and clothes of those of that time period. He was so unremarkable looking that Judas had to point him out with a kiss because the Romans couldn't pick him out of a crowd.

That wimpy looking 'christ' that is in all those photos were modeled after a portrait Michelangelo made of his homosexual lover. So every time one of you gets all gawky about that picture and thinks you're praying to Christ Jesus is actually praying to Michelangelo's gay lover.

Read the bible some time. Maybe you'll learn something.

Posted at 4:17PM on May 20th 2008 by Jesus did NOT have long hair.

27. Jesus was a JEW of the tribe of JUDAH. He was NOT arab, nor was he a 'Arab/Semetic/Mediterranean/Mexican looking guy'

As for his being a Nazarene - he was from Nazareth, but you're confusing that with a Nazarite vow. Here is why he could not have been under a Nazarite vow:

Was Christ Under a Nazarite Vow?

Erroneously assuming that Jesus was under a Nazarite vow, some may further argue that although the hairstyle for men of Christ’s time was short, He wore His hair long. But Christ was never under such a vow. He did grow up in Nazareth, fulfilling a prophecy that He would be called a Nazarene (Matt. 2:23; Mark 1:9; Luke 1:26; John 1:45). This is why early Christians were sometimes referred to as Nazarenes. However, neither of these words has anything whatsoever to do with a Nazarite vow. Those under a Nazarite vow could not drink wine or touch a dead body.

Notice: “Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When either man or woman shall separate themselves to vow a vow of a Nazarite, to separate themselves unto the Lord: He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar of wine, or vinegar of strong drink, neither shall he drink any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried. All the days that he separates himself unto the Lord he shall come at [touch] no dead body” (Num. 6:2-3, 6).

Christ drank wine (Matt. 11:19) and, on occasion, touched a dead body (Matt. 9:25). Had He been under a Nazarite vow, He would not have done either of these things. Those under this vow grew their hair long as a sign of humiliation. Men who wear their hair long today are anything but humble. Rather, they are very proud of their long locks and go to great lengths to show them off. It is a sign of pride. It is also a sign of defiance against traditional values.

Also notice that when the time of the vow was over, the person under the vow was to shave his head (Num. 6:18)—ending this shameful period!

How do we know it was a shameful time? I Corinthians states, “Does not even nature [the inborn quality of a man as contrasted to that of a woman] itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?” (11:14).

It is a shame for a man to have his hair long. Apart from God’s Word, even nature shows this. A man should not look like a woman! For one thing, long hair is not manageable and would just get in his way. A man’s hair was never intended to grow long. Long hair on a man interferes with the duties and responsibilities that are part of the male role.

Christ simply would not have grown His hair long. To do so would have contradicted His Word. Remember, it was Christ—the Word (John 1:1)—who inspired the Bible. II Timothy tells us, “All Scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness” (3:16). And since Jesus Christ also inspired I Corinthians 11:14, He would have been true to His word. And that Word guides and instructs us on the matter of hair lengths and styles for men and women.

Posted at 4:21PM on May 20th 2008 by Jesus did NOT have long hair.

28. ATTENTION: TMZ:

THERE WAS NO NEED TO TAKE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN. CONGRATULATIONS ON BREAKING ONE OF THE COMMANDMENTS.

Posted at 4:22PM on May 20th 2008 by Jesus did NOT have long hair.

29. I do not know what it is but sometimes Rob Zombie turns me on !! I just wish he would brush his hair every once in a while.

Posted at 4:46PM on May 20th 2008 by Caturday

30. Am I the only one who noticed that "No need for education at TMZ" (#6 on my screen) is correcting TMZ for an error, yet types: "The people who right this drivel....." It is WRITE. Right is a direction or getting something correct. Write is putting something down in the written word. It wasn't a typo, check out your keyboards.
I just thought that it was ironic that someone who is not very literate is taking jabs at someone for not being very literate.
I am just saying........................

Posted at 5:58PM on May 20th 2008 by ironically

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