Paris Hilton: No Borefriend? No Problem!

31. HARVEY...GIVE HER MY #.....THANKS

Posted at 5:38PM on May 20th 2008 by juscus

32. My stupid slutty sister has officially been targeted by the other members of our family. Because of her slutty porno videos & her embarrassing our family name with her IQ of 30 antics, our grandfather basically cut us out of his will. I would have inherited $357 Million; now, I stand to only inherit $5 Million. It's all slutty paris's fault. Next time she comes home for a family reunion, that'll be the last thing she ever does on this earth...

Posted at 5:44PM on May 20th 2008 by She's a dead bitch...

33. JAMES, what does that make you? I hope she didn't fall.

Posted at 5:40PM on May 20th 2008 by Kelli

34. #31...GOOD JOB,DID IT BY HIMSELF

Posted at 5:43PM on May 20th 2008 by juscus

35. I knew it wouldn't be long before she started working it for the paps.

Posted at 1:35PM on May 27th 2008 by Angie

36. 23. Dear Paris,

You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 5:07PM on May 20th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla
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dear poofter 800 pound gay-rilla: you are a total loser. No one likes you, and I'm sure no one who posts here likes you, either. Your bizarre sycophantic attention to a slutty media whore is pathetic & disgusting. You're a total & complete loser. Please BUGGER OFF...

Posted at 5:46PM on May 20th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla = 800 Pound GAYrilla

37. 39, Gorilla is funny, whereas you make no sense. And no doubt you made him cry. I hope you're happy with yourself!!!
Are you from the UK by any chance? DOH!

Posted at 5:57PM on May 20th 2008 by WHATEVER

38. So who are you without us. The viwers watching all you're stupid moves. You were better of the second time around
But no you got together with circus act!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:02PM on May 20th 2008 by What a joke:)

39. (39) dear poofter 800 pound gay-rilla: you are a total loser. No one likes you, and I'm sure no one who posts here likes you, either. Your bizarre sycophantic attention to a slutty media whore is pathetic & disgusting. You're a total & complete loser. Please BUGGER OFF...

Posted at 5:46PM on May 20th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla = 800 Pound GAYrilla


ROFLMAO @ YOU!!! (39) - "No one likes you, and I'm sure no one who posts here likes you either".

How childish is that??!!!! You sound like a little schoolyard bully. "everybody hates you, nobody likes you" - Don't they teach you better manners than that over there?? Wanker

Posted at 6:08PM on May 20th 2008 by WHATEVER

40. "Porn Star Paris Hilton..."

TMZ should always start a byline with that line...

Her legal people could never touch it...

Posted at 6:37PM on May 20th 2008 by Porn Star Paris Hilton

41. Admit it. If Paris was your neighbor and you did not know who she was all
the men out their calling her names would probably have a crush on her. To
all the women out their: if you sat next to her on a plane, didn't know who she
was and ended up talking to her you would probably think she was alright.
Admit it.

Posted at 6:53PM on May 20th 2008 by fishfeedfive

42. I don't think there are many guys left in the world for her to date

Posted at 6:55PM on May 20th 2008 by Rick

43. WHO CARES. SHE PREFERS THE "OYSTER" OVER "SAUSAGE" ANYWAY

Posted at 7:08PM on May 20th 2008 by Butt Lovin Bear 401

44. I am so sick of hearing about this freak!
I wish that she would wake up one day and be dirt poor.
She seems like such a moron.

Posted at 7:51PM on May 20th 2008 by drwuf

45. Maybe the guy came to his senses. Either that or he died of various STD's.

Posted at 7:58PM on May 20th 2008 by JD