Paris' Judge Reaches Verdict: Sayonara Suckers

16. Cllearly the dude is sick of what our society has become. Kids, there's no fighting Celebrity™. These are the people that contribute heavily to the setting of today's legal precedents. The Constititution never saw this stuff coming. God save us all. Paris Rules, dude!

Posted at 12:38AM on May 21st 2008 by CinDy

17.

"Judge Michael Sauer probably will have traded his judicial robe for a bathrobe"

Uh - huh. See you at the bath house - Judge!

Posted at 2:52AM on May 21st 2008 by Pussyboy

18. I read it twice, and I still don't know what happened.

Posted at 3:16AM on May 21st 2008 by Big Enos

19. Piper, you clearly know nothing about what TMZ wrote. Judge Sauer is made fun of by his colleagues and the attorneys before him for giving inappropriately large sentences in order to appear tough on crime. It's all a show for personal gain, not him "doing his job." Judges have discretion, thus doing his job could include giving sentences that are in line with the crime committed. Also, Paris was not in front of him for a DUI, she was there for a probation violation. Get your facts straight.

Posted at 3:34AM on May 22nd 2008 by John

20. I always thought it was a joke how little time Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie did (citing jail over-crowding as the reason for being released after 80 something minutes or whatever).

If it was any other person (non celebrity) they would have had to do the full time in jail.

This judge did his job. the other judges? gimme a break! Nicole Richie should have been in jail for some kind of DAYS for driving the wrong way on the freeway. That stupid act could have killed someone!

Posted at 4:46AM on May 21st 2008 by don't break the law if you can't handle the consequences

21. Que?! Please revise this story. It is so poorly written, it completely turned me off from reading the rest of the articles. Which isn't good... TMZ is my morning dose of wholesomeness.

Posted at 7:09AM on May 21st 2008 by Ele

22. An unfair judge now that you have had your 15 minutes goodbye.

Posted at 7:17AM on May 21st 2008 by Joan

23. Cheryl, #14: hope you have to face a judge just like this guy someday. and I hope he doubles the sentence because you don't know what the caps lock key is for.

Posted at 7:26AM on May 21st 2008 by Phil

24. I refuse to believe this is a MAN! do a chromosone check or check this B!TCHE'S hormone levels!

Posted at 7:41AM on May 21st 2008 by Mrs. Christie--First Grade Teacher posting again

25. Good riddance to the S.O.B. The sheriff and a herd of lawyers are probably rejoicing too. Too bad Paris doesn't have a shot at him.

Posted at 8:06AM on May 21st 2008 by Regis

26. Sauer treated Hilton VERY fairly. You posters were not in the
courtroom. Hilton lied to the judge (no surprise there), and then
tried to weasel her way out of serving her sentence (no surprise
there, either). He was very just. So, you posters who claim, "we all
know it" don't know what you are talking about. Get the facts first.

Posted at 8:41AM on May 21st 2008 by Gen

27. Seriously TMZ staff-who wrote that piece of Junk?? I have no idea what you were trying to say. Sometimes you shouldn't try so hard to be witty and just transcribe the information.

Posted at 11:58AM on May 21st 2008 by justme

28. I have to especially thank this man on the behalf on Danish relatives to soldiers in Iraq.

He did the one thing that convinced our parliament to bring the troops home. He sentenced this young lady while his office did not intervene against the corruption in the offices of the procecution, where the same crime were dont without penalties.

The Danish population wants to fight in the crusade you call "war on terrorism". That is why we started the cartoon crisis to strenghtend the morale in our population. But we also feel that families who have worked hard to earn a living should earn some kind of protection against the law. Earning a certain status in society should benefit your children.

It is part of our society where everything is measaured. Even the quality of teeth. Poor people can not afford dentists - not even to pull their teeth out, so their teeth rot.

In Denmark this case would not have gone so far. Most likely only for a little community service in a fancy place. But he did the unthinkable and showed us Danes that our cultures were too different that we could fight side-by-side in Iraq.

Thank you - Judge Sauer. You brought our relatives home. We will always remember you for that.

Posted at 9:28AM on May 21st 2008 by G. Hallowgreen

29. #6 - anonymousey THANK YOU

i don't feel like a tard now. Im glad i am not the only one who doesn't like to have to decifer what someone is saying so early. good lord, just come out and say he retired or got early retirement.

Posted at 9:38AM on May 21st 2008 by iowa girl

30. whoever wrote this needs to be fired. Unintelligible!!!!! Paris blah blah, angie blah blah, judge blah blah

Posted at 8:43AM on May 22nd 2008 by karen