Poor Man's Paris Jacks Jude's Junk

5/20/2008 1:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Is Jude Law's brain falling out with his hair?

The hot and horny Brit was caught slumming at an English nightclub with Kimberly Stewart - aka, Rod's daughter and Paris Hilton's protege. She's rich and she gets to make out with Jude Law. Life sucks.