Madonna knows there is nothing like a pair of therapeutic leather gloves and above-the-knee leather S&M boots to give a music icon all the funky joint support she needs as she readies for a world tour.
The ageless Queen of Pop got situated in the back of her car after leaving a restaurant in Cannes on Tuesday.
This is what it feels like for a nearly 50-year-old girl.
46. That black plastic and leather look has gotten boring.
Posted at 3:50PM on May 21st 2008 by Bombast
47. HAD ONE TOO MANY MADONNA?? LOOKS LIKE IT TO ME....
Posted at 3:48PM on May 21st 2008 by kelli is a ?????
48. 43. UGH! She looks like a second stringer from a run down midwestern strip club!
Posted at 3:33PM on May 21st 2008 by Amazing T!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one could have put it better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For all you clowns saying how good she looks at fifty, bear in mind that she has certainly had a significant amount of plastic surgery. Her face looks very different from the way it originally did and it's not because of aging. And her body looks like a particularly dried up, beef jerky-like old man. Hot my a@@. BTW look how fat her legs look!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHH, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 4:19PM on May 21st 2008 by R.Zimmerman
49. Ageless queen of pop? Don't make me puke. How about disgusting looking lesbian promoting has-been skeezer? Untalented jerk who doesn't write music or play an instrument? Butt ugly nasty ass loser who can't sing to save her life? 80's disco loser who stopped being relevant decades ago?
She looks like a dude; don't church her up by calling her a queen. Butt ugly is butt ugly...
Posted at 4:23PM on May 21st 2008 by Slutty skank
50. 8. SHE HAS THE MONEY AND TIME TO GET THOSE ROOTS DONE.
IT'S JUST TACKY LOOKING. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE FAKE BLONDE - KEEP IT UP!!
Posted at 1:43PM on May 21st 2008 by Get rid of those dark roots
OOOOOOOO And I am sure you look 1/4 as good as she does !!!!! Lowlife jealous biatch !
Posted at 5:08PM on May 21st 2008 by Tired of fat and ugly losers ! Whatever
51. She don't look good, and her personality stinks, as in not comfortable talking to anyone . It's all condescending and selfish and tacky. She is a PHONEY and a mess as a Mother.
Posted at 5:53PM on May 21st 2008 by Spike
52. She looks like mygreat Aunt Bunnie. Aunt Bunnie used to wear these big azz pointy toe boots and corner cockroaches in her Alabama home, then, STOMP !!! There goes another one.... She also ran a little side biz...Moonshine.
Posted at 5:52PM on May 21st 2008 by Tugboat Annie
53. why does it look like she got a big ass head???? and wheres her son??? she never shows him off only her daughter.
but why is her head so damn big?
Posted at 5:58PM on May 21st 2008 by asd
54. My thoughts . . . she has an excellent figure which I'm sure she works hard for in the gym. No criticism there. However, her face is completely expressionless, like a mask. I'd prefer to see her with a few crows feet or laugh lines to show the joy of living, because she a good life. Has anyone else noticed how much prettier Angelina Jolie has been since she's been pregnant? I think part of it is the extra weight and the hormones (not to mention getting to do Brad Pitt :) but also because she's probably laid off the Botox since becoming pregnant and now she actually can smile and have genuine facial expressions. I have nothing against plastic surgery or other cosmetic procedures if they make you happy, but sometimes these celebrities go too far.
Posted at 6:36PM on May 21st 2008 by CSMF
55. "Ageless" ? LMAO!!! Yeah tmz ! You wish! She looks like an old granny trying to be young again. lol! Where's her cane and prune juice? ha ha ha!
Posted at 7:40PM on May 21st 2008 by Pink to the Lee
56. She's a pathetic old slut.
Posted at 8:02PM on May 21st 2008 by Rico
57. Is she trying to fart? Gigantic thighs BTW.
Posted at 9:24PM on May 21st 2008 by WRW
58. shes not your b!tch
dont hang yo sh!t on her
she looks way better than any of you dawgs at tmz i know that much.
SIXTH ROW SEATS TO SEE HER I WOULD KNOW HOW SHE FINE SHE REALLY ISSSS
Posted at 9:33PM on May 21st 2008 by mdolla
59. Broom ? This witch don't need no f'in Broom!
Posted at 9:57PM on May 21st 2008 by Mik
60. Whoa! So many bitter, jealous poeple on thie site!
Posted at 12:59PM on May 22nd 2008 by daf
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