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Denise Doin' It for the Money? Yeah, Right

Denise Richards is crying poor, claiming that she has to pimp her kids on a reality show for the cash –- but Charlie Sheen's camp says that's a bunch of hooey.

They're telling the New York Post that Denise is getting a whopping $52,000 per month in child support – and tax-free at that – in addition to the $60K per month she got for two years in alimony. "Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can't," says a pal.

And then there's the $25 million some say she could end up making from Sheen's show "Two and a Half Men."

Kelly Defense Gets Pissy with Witness


Having to ID your friend and niece on a sex tape is awkward at best, but four people at the R. Kelly trial did just that yesterday.

Prosecutors put Simha Jamison on the stand, and she said that she and the girl alleged to be on the sex tape were best friends for 10 years. Jamison also said that they visited Kelly's studio and b-ball court "dozens of times" from when they were twelve years old. The defense tried every which way to corner Jamison during her testimony, but girlfriend reportedly gave as good as she got.

The alleged victim's aunt and uncle also took the stand and positively ID'd her as well.

JR Calls Britney a "Master"


There are a lot of things you might call Britney Spears. "Master" is probably not one of them.

But music producer J.R. Rotem – former paramour of and current musical collaborator with BritBrit – says that's exactly what she is. "She's a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the 'it' factor that not every artist has," he gushes to People.

This is by way of saying that Spears is "in the experimental stages of a new album ... She's trying to find the sound and direction she wants to go in," according to a source.

Party Favors: Rue Givin' Crazazy Cats the Chop ... Xtina's E-Cup Madness ... Minka Says She's Not Jeter's Batgirl


Ageless sex kitten Rue McClanahan is used to having guys by the balls – and now she's got some feral cats in the same twist. She's been trapping strays in West Palm and having them spayed and neutered, reports the Palm Beach Post. Rue and Ed Asner will be starring in a Hallmark movie soon. ... Christina Aguilera tells Us that she has to wear an "E" cup bra. So we noticed. ... Minka Kelly's peeps tell the New York Post that she's not playing catch with Derek Jeter, even though it's the hot NYC rumor. That would be pretty much the only scoring any Yankee's doing these days.

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31. I am not sure which post said this but he was arrested right after this video and the PD took pics of most of his body, he has a mole on his back the guy (whomever) it is in the video does not have a mole,just saying...

Posted at 1:20PM on May 22nd 2008 by anonymous

32. Denise Richard's life is a train wreck, obviously, but I don't think starring in a reality show is going to fix that - it'll just let the rest of us at home see what a disaster she is. It's probably not great for the kids either, but if its only for eight weeks, they'll have forgotten about it by next year.

Posted at 2:02PM on May 22nd 2008 by Tristan Yates

33. I'm a little disgusted that I can live on Denise's monthly earnings for one year and I still feel pretty comfortable. She needs slapped.

Posted at 4:43PM on May 22nd 2008 by Michelle

34. Denise Richards must be a dumb a$$

Posted at 10:47AM on May 23rd 2008 by DS

35. Are They For Real? The Creepy Parents Who Want to Put Their Kids on TV
NO BETTER CAUTIONARY TALE EXISTS ABOUT TURNING OFFSPRING INTO MEAL TICKETS than the one who spent time in UCLA's funny farm. Poor little rich girl Brit has been raised on the adoring and leering glances of strangers since she was a tween. And we all can see how that turned out for her.

So what else to conclude about Dina Lohan, Denise Richards and Kevin Federline's' parenting skills other than "rotten" when you hear that they plan to star their children in reality TV shows? Can you spell N-A-R-C-I-S-S-I-S-T-S?

Gossips have reported that Charlie Sheen's ex-wife was foaming at the mouth over the chance to star in a reality TV vehicle with her two toddler girls, Sam and Lola. The show would highlight the single parent life in La La Land. Dad Charlie fought the plans in court but apparently even the judges in La La Land are tainted by the water and the court ruled in Denise's favor. Fast forward 20 years: Wanna bet that Sam and Lola feel so empty when the cameras aren't around that they pick up with paparazzi?

And what to say of the revelation that Kevin Federline was planning to star in his own single parent reality show with sons Sean and Jayden as props. I guess that's no surprise since his purpose for being seems parasitic in nature. (Brit marriage + rap career + divorce + custody battle + reality show = parasite.) One would think that his front-row seat to the madness would dissuade him from such folly. But, no, it apparently just puts it on the back burner of his mind. In all seriousness, God help those two boys.

The news of Federline's paused show comes just days after supposed great daddy Larry Birkhead visited Anna Nicole's grave with baby Dannielynn and Entertainment Tonight cameras in tow. Tongues are tsk, tsking over Birkhead's transformation into yet another parental golddigger. But maybe he always was. Maybe America just likes to root for the good-looking guy.

Crabby Golightly.com.

Posted at 12:03PM on May 23rd 2008 by Crabby Golightly

36. I cannot believe that Denise Richards will not just dry up and blow away. She keeps getting her face on ANY show and magazine she can. But she is not bringing up the new allegations ! Yeah.. and donkeys can fly !!! She knows all too well what the press will ask. Seems to me Charlie Sheen has been a much better human being during all this. And now she wants to put the 2 children on the air !! Can you say--- CASH COW !! This is one greedy woman. This divorce has ben dragging on for over 2 years, almost 3 years. That is longer than the marriage lasted. Somebody ( DENISE are you listening) is looking to milk this cash cow for all it is worth, and the welfare and mental health of the children she supposedly loves just goes out the window !!
Charlie Sheen is much better off without this WENCH !!

Posted at 3:57PM on May 23rd 2008 by Misi

37. Regarding the story about Denise Richards ---- I hope she reads these messages/blogs, so that she can hear what people have to say about what she is doing. I for one, don't like to comment or get involved in other peoples' business, because I know it really isn't any of mine to say anything in the first place, but this is just ridiculous, and I felt compelled to write this message on this website. In regards to her doing this new show of hers, I am shocked and amazed that she would even consider doing such a thing with her children involved, and not think for a second that this is definitely not something that
they should be a part of !!! It's one thing to do a show about herself, but to EXPLOIT her Kids for her Benefit, and for
MONETARY reasons, is just plain selfish and despicable, and it certainly proves that she is not a very good Mother after all, like she tries to say she is !!!! On the contrary, she is a terrible Mother, if she thinks this is okay to do this to her kids !
I know there are always 2 sides to every story, or break-up, but I have to say that I side with Charlie on this one, because she has definitely lost her mind here ! Those children sound like they would be better off with him, than her, and I know he has his faults too, but I think he is really trying to be a good father, and has changed alot since his old, bad-boy days.
He is at least trying to keep the best interest of the children in mind first, before himself, and what he might want.
And he has enough sense to see that she is not being a good influence on them, or bringing them up in the right way, and having their best interests at heart. Instead, she is just concerned about how much money she can get out of this divorce, and trying to milk him dry, so she can still have her rich, spoiled lifestyle that she is so used to, and wants to continue to have, even if it is at the expense of her children. If she really wants to do this show, to make money, and have her own income, then kudos to her for wanting to actually want to WORK for a living, and make her own money, but geeze Denise, don't drag your kids into that type of exposure and exploitation that they obviously don't need at their young and impressionable ages !! Do what mothers are supposed to do, and PROTECT them !! Come on Denise, think about what you are doing, and stop using your kids to get back at Charlie....and GET OVER IT, ALREADY !!!!! He's moved on, and so should YOU......(but not with your best friends' ex-husbands or boyfriends !!!) I don't condone that either, and that was a major "shame on you" for doing that ! You aren't scoring any points for decency or good behavior here, and if you keep this crap up, No-one is going to like you, or want to hear anything you have to say ! I for one, Won't be watching your new show, and I hope the rest of the world doesn't either !!! We really don't care, and I definitely think you are wrong for wanting your kids to be exposed and exploited like that ! You ARE a terrible mother. I hope you will re-consider ?!


Posted at 9:45PM on May 23rd 2008 by Gina

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