Paris is a Piece of Work

16. THAT SIGN ALMOST READS "PHART ARTIST" & I AM SURE THEY MEANT THAT WHEN THEY SOLD THIS TRAMP THOSE ART SUPPILES.....WHAT SHE GOONA PAIN A PICTURE OF....ALL THE PENIS' THAT SHE SUCKED IN A BARROOM CORNER.....NASTY WHORE!

Posted at 5:08PM on May 22nd 2008 by PARIS SUCKS TOE JAMS

17. What happened to celebrities,please no more talentless tramps!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:04PM on May 22nd 2008 by paris is a skank

18. I made a porn video!

Posted at 6:07PM on May 22nd 2008 by In Other News, Porn Star Paris Hilton...

19. Hey Everybody, the 800 pound gorilla would eat the peanuts in Paris' sh*t. Of course the 800 pound gorilla is no doubt on the Hilton payroll, so he has to eat 'em and smile while he's doing it.

Posted at 6:24PM on May 22nd 2008 by Shar

20. paris was buying art supplies?? paris cannot even spell art because the word is too long.

Posted at 7:03PM on May 22nd 2008 by Big Bear

21. Dear Paris,

You gave me a great idea.
I bought some canvas panels, oil paints and brushes on EBAY.
I am going to be a gorilla artist.
I will paint bananas and stuff.
Abstract art is all I can do.
I couldn't paint anything which looks like a banana.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 8:02PM on May 22nd 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

22. i think paris should paint some big{ like 8' x 8' } pictures of happy sharks eating nasty little bottom dwelling sea monsters who live in computers.

i probably couldn't afford one, because it would probably go for some decent money. but i'd want one like that.

Posted at 9:03PM on May 22nd 2008 by bobby ozone

23. Shr looks very cute and she is alwys tastefully dressed.
I especially like her jewelry. Nice hair length too.

Posted at 9:12PM on May 22nd 2008 by Rachel

24. The only thing worse than this skank is any human that actually admires her. Shame on them.

Posted at 11:01PM on May 22nd 2008 by people are scary

25. 13. Dear Paris,

I am sure you will become a great artist - because I'm a retard with an IQ of 30.
I would love to have your painting hanging on my wall - I forgot to tell you I'm blind as well as retarded.
Let me see the painting when you are finished with it - so I can spunk all over it, because I'm a retarded pervert.
You could sell it at Christie's or Sotheby's for big bucks - sotheby's or christies whore house, that is, because I live there.

800 Pound Gorilla - is a pedophile & loves little boys.

Posted at 5:02PM on May 22nd 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla - is a pedophile & loves little boys.
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There, I fixed it for you.

Posted at 1:02AM on May 23rd 2008 by Yowza

26. Why do you keep shoving this retarded, talentless porn slut on us, TMZ? No one cares about her or her slimy whoredom; maybe if we ignore her she'll die...

Posted at 1:02AM on May 23rd 2008 by Shame on you, TMZ

27. Oxygen thief.

Would rather see Prince Von A-Hole - at least he's laughable.

Posted at 1:19AM on May 23rd 2008 by Taz

28. paris is sick, i can't stand her, the only reason why us people know of her is be cuz of her parents.u didn't never hear nothing bout her while she was in high school or anything.i don't see where she is famous ,what did she do to earn that title????? nothing her parents did.i wish she would have gotten more time in jail, she's a lil cry baby & a lil bitch.

Posted at 5:27AM on May 23rd 2008 by butterfly

29. Why does TMZ keep writing about this non-celeb?
She has proved to everyone that she is an absolute zero. She has no talent, no business sense and everything she has touch has failed. She was given the chance that some would have cut off their right arm for and screwed it up. Her 15 mins of pseudofame is over. Quit talking about her. Nobody cares anymore!

Posted at 8:23AM on May 23rd 2008 by Matt Roer

30. "Rachel"

Oh Good Lord,

You're either a joke poster or a too obvious Paris publicist,
Either way you're no good at it...

Posted at 9:34AM on May 23rd 2008 by Hilton PR earning their pay...