Open Letter to Matt's Shirt
Dear Matthew's shirt,
We know you need your 15 minutes. We appreciate the job you have to do. But we must ask you, please leave. No one wants you around, or on, Mr. McConaughey.
Best wishes,
Everyone
Dear Matthew's shirt,
We know you need your 15 minutes. We appreciate the job you have to do. But we must ask you, please leave. No one wants you around, or on, Mr. McConaughey.
Best wishes,
Everyone
1. TMZ, you confuse me. One minute you are posting articles with Matt wearing NO SHIRT and you're saying dumb crap about him needing to put it back on. Now you're begging him to take it off? Get your sh*t straight and make up your mind!
Personally, he can walk around all the time without it on, I don't mind!
Posted at 4:41PM on May 22nd 2008 by ohdear
2. There's nothing wrong with him idiot #1, its a weighted shirt, try googling e x e r c i s e.
Posted at 4:42PM on May 22nd 2008 by Mrs. McConaughey
3. come on tmz.....did harvey try to pick him up and got turned down.......rather look at him than wrinkled harvey levines saggy ass. i would do him!
Posted at 4:50PM on May 22nd 2008 by ray j
4. Actually, yeah, he can leave the shirt on. And then he can put a bag over his fugly face. The run home and wash off the skanky funk from his stanky-assed body. Then stay home forever and stop making movies. Well, in an Absolut world.
Posted at 4:51PM on May 22nd 2008 by Paulo
5. Oh poor dear Paulo. Poor thing. Must have gotten turned down by the guy you met on line. When he got to you place, he realized when you said "swimmers body" you meant Shelley Winters in "The Posideon Adventure".
Posted at 4:55PM on May 22nd 2008 by TralfaZ
6. lol #1 is right.. you guys down clown on him for everything ... D@mned if ya do & D@mned if ya don't right Matt....? But hey... Harvey's got us all because we read it no matter what, so ... ya point one finger & three more at pointing back ya cha!
(Sorry for the one liners...It's that kinda day)
But, I LOVED the "open letter" so funny! Thanks for the laugh and I concur.... OFF with his shirt!
Posted at 5:05PM on May 22nd 2008 by jackie D
7. Geez, wake up TMZ, it's a weighted exercise vest! That's one reason why he's got the body he does.
Posted at 5:06PM on May 22nd 2008 by getwithitTMZ
8. Yeah. He can take off the shirt and put it over his head so we don't have to look at his ugly face, or his new hair from the plugs. I cannot stand M.M. I bet he smells bad.
Posted at 5:28PM on May 22nd 2008 by withak
9. nothing like jogging in Eu du Car Exhaust Fumes..ooh lala
Posted at 5:14PM on May 22nd 2008 by ethel
10. To idiots #2 and #7......are you the only two who don't see a red shirt under the "weighted vest"????? Notice....Open Letter to Matthews "SHIRT".
Posted at 5:16PM on May 22nd 2008 by Tony
11. LOL...tmz can be so funny sometimes!!!
Posted at 5:27PM on May 22nd 2008 by coco
12. honestly he probable doesn't smell pleasent, I saw him on a interview once when he was dating Penelope Cruz and he said he didn't use soap or where underwear..a very earthy type to saw the least.
Posted at 5:31PM on May 22nd 2008 by ethel
13. I thought it was a bullet proof vest for a 4 yr old. But then I remembered, what would a FOUR year old need a vest for??
Posted at 5:32PM on May 22nd 2008 by JessBcuz
14. I didn't know Harvey Levin was gay...
Posted at 5:40PM on May 22nd 2008 by todd
15. Does anyone at TMZ work out - EVER? Matt is wearing a weight vest,; you know, similar the the Velcro ankle and wrist weights I and many others wear on our runs.
Slow news day for you?
#5 TralfaZ - You are priceless! You gave me my afternoon laugh.
Play nice, all. Happy holiday weekend,
Angel
Posted at 5:41PM on May 22nd 2008 by Angie