Celebrity Justice
Blubbering Nick Hogan Behind Bars

Law enforcement has given us tapes of phone calls between Nick Hogan and mommy dearest, and Nick is a mess.

After complaining that his cell is "like half the size of my bathroom" and that he's going crazy, Linda suggests ways he can pass the time. Anyone ever play 18 ways to make a bed?

There are lots more conversations we'll be posting today.


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16. YOU WANT TO SEE BLUBBERING...GO TO MEDIATAKEOUT.COM AND WATCH NAOMI CAMPBELL GET KICKED OFF P DIDDYS BOAT AT HER OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY....TOO FUNNY

Posted at 12:32PM on May 23rd 2008 by YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

17. Nick: "Mommy mommy my bunghole! It hurt real bad!!"
Mommy: "It's OK baby, just have the nice big man use a lot of Crisco next time."

Posted at 12:32PM on May 23rd 2008 by Stevo

18. Who is this yoyo anyway? Why should we care??

Posted at 12:33PM on May 23rd 2008 by Jemima

19. Spoiled rich kid has to do the time. YAY!!!!!!!
The mother is wortless.

Posted at 12:35PM on May 23rd 2008 by Knows it all

20. How much time did he get in Jail?

Posted at 12:44PM on May 23rd 2008 by The Boss

21. So now he's not even allowed to talk to his family in peace?

WTF is wrong with TMZ?

Posted at 12:34PM on May 23rd 2008 by Seems like a complete invasion of privacy.

22. I will not even listen....Not questioning the fact that he should or should not be in jail...This is horrific. TMZ...You should be ashamed...Jail is not a pleasant situation (obviously) and to make it light hearted, fun fodder for the masses makes me ill. Crossing the line guys. Real misery is not something to delight in.

Posted at 1:46PM on May 23rd 2008 by Jake

23. I AM SURE THE WHORE-MOM READ THE SIGN AT THE PRISON THAT SAID THE PHONE CALLS ARE BEING MONITORIED AND ARE GOING TO BE SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER FOR MUCHO DINERO HAHAHAHAHHA NOTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT CAUSE HER SON IS A CONVICT

Posted at 12:35PM on May 23rd 2008 by questor

24. TMZ, you should be ashamed of yourselves for posting this!! Nick Hogan is a kid. A scared kid who has a lifetime of regrets ahead of him. He'll never be able to change what happened.
How many people can honestly say that they were never reckless and stupid when they were 16 or 17? Come on people. Yes, he made a mistake. He acted like a dumb, spoiled kid and he must live with what happened for the rest of his life. He is being punished. And the civil suit will (I hope) pay for the massive medical bills. I'm sure that, given the option, Nick would love to go back to that night and have a do-over. But, life doesn't always give us do-overs. Sometimes we have to live with the consequences of our actions. I guess no one here ever acted irresponsibly? Right.
"There but for the grace of God go I".

Posted at 12:35PM on May 23rd 2008 by Shell

25. What do you all mean, Aren;t thos tape private?! When you do something freakin' ridiculous and go to jail, YOU LOSE ALL OF YOUR FREEDOM, including your right to a private phone call. That's part of the punishment, get it? Nick Boella/Hoagn is a complete ass-wipe who deserves this punishment and more! His mother sounds like a complete freakin; moronic idiot, too. Completely understand where the downfall began.

Posted at 12:36PM on May 23rd 2008 by Marshall

26. I CANT STAND THAT HE HAS TO BE IN JAIL FOR DOING SOMETHING STUPID THAT YOUNG KIDS DO AND YET ALL THESE ADULTS WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER GET SLAPS ON THE WRIST FOR DRIVING DRUNK.. I AGREE ITS A SHAME FOR THAT BOY AND HIS FAMILY BUT THE BOY KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON TOO.. BE HONEST WHO AS A DUMB KIDS HASNT DONE SOMETHING THAT COULD OF GOTTEN A FRIEND HURT OR KILLED AND LANDED YOU IN JAIL.HE HAS TO LIVE WITH WHAT HES DONE.

Posted at 12:37PM on May 23rd 2008 by kasey

27. okay........i don't see what the big deal was. He didn't sound that much in distress as the headline made him seem. Am I missing something??? he sounded like any other person in jail and his mom sounded like any other mother trying to support a son that's behind bars. I don't get it TMZ ?!...... do better!

Posted at 12:38PM on May 23rd 2008 by amber

28. I hope more than anything it is a lesson that he will learn. If he doesn't learn anything then all the time in the world is wasted. Good luck Nick!

Posted at 12:42PM on May 23rd 2008 by SamanthaD

29. haha
Nick, "mommy the prison cell is too small, bubba beats me because i cant get in a wide enough stance for him due to the size of the cell"
mom, "its okay baby, when you get out daddy will massage your inner thigh with suntan lotion like he did to your sister"

SICK FREAKS SHOULD ALL BE LOCKED UP

Posted at 12:38PM on May 23rd 2008 by questor

30. Do you realize that Nick is only 17 and his friend was much older? I have friends that were in a wreck and they had all been drinking and all climbed into the same car - I chose not to go. One died and three others injured. Only one parent sued and that was for the one child that had a broken arm! What if roles were reversed and John was driving?

Posted at 12:41PM on May 23rd 2008 by DontJudge

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