Weepy Nick -- My Lawyer Duped Me!
Nick Hogan's pathetic crying continues as he whines that he hasn't walked more than ten feet since he got tossed in the slammer, and that if he had known it was going to be like this, he would've risked trial -- and five years of hard time. 
Meanwhile, Linda tells Nick that somehow she's more uniquely equipped to help him through the ordeal than Hulk -- classic.
More to come ...
