Paris Would Lose Her Head If It Wasn't Attached

16. that was prettz funny how he was sh*ttin in his trousers in the czech rep! i was laughing my ass off! he probably bolted into the crapper right after paris got out *frrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzztt*

Posted at 3:06PM on May 25th 2008 by xy ungelöst

17. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 3:17PM on May 25th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

18. WHAT A MAJOR A-HOLE ....ACTING LIKE HE IS A BIG TIME CELEBRITY, THEN STIFFING THE VALET....TWO LOSERS TOGETHER....BENJI AND PARIS

Posted at 4:02PM on May 25th 2008 by Elle

19. BENJI LOOKS DENJI. PARIS IS HANGING OUT WITH HIM TO GET ATTENTION. PARIS IS SUCH A SLUT BAG

Posted at 5:13PM on May 25th 2008 by Nicole

20. oh god. those are the takiest rings i ever seen. bubble gum machine rings look better than that, and make ¢25 look well invested.

Posted at 5:15PM on May 25th 2008 by oink!oink!

21. she probably didn't even say thank you....and if he stiffed the valet then they are 2 of a kind and deserve each other, i hope she gets knocked up like that idiot nicole did

Posted at 5:17PM on May 25th 2008 by I AM a hater

22. why would she leave two rings at her table??? I think the whole benji and paris love train is going to end soon, but then again she won't leave him because if she do all her attention will go away.

Posted at 5:18PM on May 25th 2008 by carl

23. we did not stiff the valet

TMZ is a bunch of liars...

Posted at 5:18PM on May 25th 2008 by ~Paris~

24. what? was mr. aggro trying to cover and hide his mom's fatttttt ass????? it's so goddamn huge, you'd need a wide angle camera to get it all on tape...just sayin...

Posted at 5:37PM on May 25th 2008 by paprazzi

25. Too bad the rings were found by an honest person. That b***h would ROT before I allowed anyone, on behalf of my restaurant, to deliver them to her--I mean ROT (kinda like her squirrel).

Posted at 5:37PM on May 25th 2008 by Heidi

26. Why couldn't "lover boy" go pick them up today?

Posted at 6:24PM on May 25th 2008 by Dallas

27. Again just an example of what a trash Paris is, pathetic in her attempts at a life. She is a whore of the worst kind, she defends herself when the whole world just has to google her to see her porno, simply can not justify anything Paris. Try just going back under your sleeze rock, but please tire of our Benji, he really is a good guy. Benji you can not defend this woman and you know it, find someone who will honestly love and care for you. Always your friend.

Posted at 7:23PM on May 25th 2008 by iliveinyourbasement

28. Benji, you are not an abusive man,...just stop all this behavior before, you are the one in trouble. You never were an ass. What has happened to you?????? Oh yeah I forgot Paris is what happened.

Posted at 7:29PM on May 25th 2008 by iliveinyourbasement

29. I think Benji has been good for Paris. Now she just ignores the paps, so we don't have to see a million stories about Paris.

Posted at 10:41PM on May 26th 2008 by zzz

30. LIST ... so go ahead ...make a list and get back to me..... and failure follows the empty statement..like a shadow..ready to make him invisible...perhaps his words haunt him..as he sees his life's' work fade away.. like the past album covers...the music industry freely burys all unusable fools.. next in line..younger...firmer..fresher....long hair grown to cover one side of their youthful faces...yes make a list ...to tell him of just how obscure he is if not for his personal life...some things even a blind man can see..... gumby enters the room a bumbling fool who looks the other way as other's smirk in his direction...the last rung on the ladder is all that holds his footing.. poor fool..never dream all those days ago while stocking the shelves at Target....he would be the man the world laughs at...poor baby...perhaps we should make him a list too....many dreams die in the hands of a spoiled child...so far away from the hunger that once propelled you ahead...a inital ring is your reward....yes let's make him a list to demonstrate just how far he has been swallowed by the fools of LA...somethings even the difficult times, perhaps are the most wonderful and rewarding...but you can never go back to those days, when the stage was the only thing you hoped for... now the "old" friends have no value as they live a simple life outside of your new money ways...you think you've won but it is not over yet...how much more do you stand to lose???? a man with out his pride is not a man but the town idiot....dance for us fool...and bring the barbie doll...to make us all thankful our parents gave us a much more meaningful life.... yes I will make you a list.... copyrights 2007

Posted at 7:39PM on May 25th 2008 by iliveinyourbasement