Clint Eastwood: Flab of Our Fathers

5/26/2008 1:57 PM PDT
A shirtless Clint Eastwood, who turns 78 on Saturday, walked upright and revealed his secret second face in Cannes this weekend -- Jabba the gut.

Clint's 42-year-old wife Dina proves smokin' hot women don't just marry mismatched out of shape men on sitcoms!