Sanjaya Prepares for Retirement

Hold on to your scrunchie! Despite being on his 16th minute of fame, pony-hawked "Idol" wannabeen Sanjaya Malakar is going Nationwide.

Instead of performing at the opening of an outlet mall or local balloon festival like his fellow "Idol" losers, Sanji followed in the bankrupt footsteps of MC Hammer and Kevin Federline and filmed the latest ad for Nationwide insurance in India today.

The theme of the commercial is about planning for your retirement -- something that happened to Sanjaya the minute he was voted off "A.I."



Tags: Sanjaya Malakar, SanjayaMalakar

Reader Comments

(Page 21 of 21) Previous 15 Comments

301. I had a dream about flying teeth. It was not really a dream, but a vision through my computer screen when I was on IMDB Pro looking up stats. They cased a woman in red, and then goats appeared. I was in a bush, and it smelled of elderberries. A TV crew was nearby. A man was dancing with a stuffed chicken. He looked at me. He said "plastics"

Posted at 5:34PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by hollygood

302. Shut up bitch. I have dreams too. I just had one about twinkies and eels.

Posted at 6:27PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by BesameMuchoLuv

303. Answer your phone. PLEASE. I love you.

Posted at 6:35PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Blake

304. first

Posted at 7:43PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by swapfox

305. second!!!

Posted at 8:09PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by babayfase

306. Jerome, your baby mamma still loves you. Don't listen to her mouth, listen to her eyes chile. The number 2 is very important this month. So is fiber. You are going to get that job and come into a lot of money.

Posted at 9:04PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Miss Cleo

307. I have magic underpants. I'm not figgity. I drink coffee. That's what the kids do these days, and listen to Moby. I'm coming like a bat out of hell. We have a funny name for when we have to pop cell phones. Dutch Barbie. Peak physical position. 30 to 40 seconds. I am fanjaya, hear me roar. Pretty shoes. I threw up, but I shallowed it back up. This is not Washington DC. I am a wizard. Miami knows spin. They make us look dumber. What were you going to say? Was I talking? Huh? Oh sorry, I blanked out.

Posted at 9:14PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by ?

308. Is that question? I think she may have topped herself.

Posted at 10:28PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by wow

309. That is too coherent to be her.

Posted at 11:01PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by observer

310. FIRST!!!

Posted at 11:39PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by FIRST

311. first!!!

Posted at 12:01AM on Jun 4th 2008 by rodney

312. I like this boy.

Posted at 12:26AM on Jun 4th 2008 by Francisco Ignacio Madero González (

313. That seems like a fair price. I call bs on this whole thing. Plus, I know for a fact that he's busy during those dates.

Posted at 2:40AM on Jun 4th 2008 by inez

314. Are you people high? ROTFLMAO

Posted at 10:19AM on Jun 4th 2008 by dawg

Previous 15 Comments