Sanjaya Prepares for Retirement

Hold on to your scrunchie! Despite being on his 16th minute of fame, pony-hawked "Idol" wannabeen Sanjaya Malakar is going Nationwide.

Instead of performing at the opening of an outlet mall or local balloon festival like his fellow "Idol" losers, Sanji followed in the bankrupt footsteps of MC Hammer and Kevin Federline and filmed the latest ad for Nationwide insurance in India today.

The theme of the commercial is about planning for your retirement -- something that happened to Sanjaya the minute he was voted off "A.I."



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61. OMG. I just heard that Blake Lewis set Constancrap up!!! They were doing blow in the loo, and he wanted to get the heat off him. Kudos Blake. Smooth Machiavellian move. I'd buy your CD just for that, but the cover embarrasses me. Sorry. My mom won't let me download it off ITunes, or use her credit card to order it from best buy or amazon.

Posted at 1:58PM on May 28th 2008 by Dimples

62. He has a great career ahead of him as an escort. I would be happy to represent and manage him, for a 50% cut.

Posted at 3:33PM on May 28th 2008 by pooja

63. ISH

Posted at 3:42PM on May 28th 2008 by 1dannyfan

64. I dont think Sanjaya will be an escort. I think when the money runs out, he will find himself a wealthy hot man to take care of him. Thats a long time away though. In the meantime, there will be hundreds of hot boys he will go through. Thats what young pretty boys do in the gay world. Im not making fun of the guy, if you were gay and single and you could pull it off, you would do it too. Sanjaya is going to have a great life and alot of fun. Hes beautiful, and Im sure he has a great heart and personality that we never really see too much of. And if by some chance he can make a hit CD, then that would be just awesome!

Posted at 12:02AM on May 29th 2008 by xxNySk8terxx

65. He is great I wish him nothing but the best but his sister and mother need to go and find real jobs and quit mooching off of him. He is not your personal ATM machine bitches,

Posted at 4:25PM on May 28th 2008 by Someone

66. This kid has lots of potential, too bad he has a sister that is trying to milk his fame- Girl go pose for Playboy and earn your own money. A mother who would sell her son for a quick buck. But hey atleast he is doing more with his fame then that closet case beat boxer who has zero chance of a career

Posted at 4:40PM on May 28th 2008 by Chatbrat

67. Signed sealed delivered he's yours!

Posted at 6:57PM on May 28th 2008 by question

68. TMZ, you are so stupid. I hate you with every fiber of my being. You have no right to be making fun of innocent people. They are not the ones who are sitting on their asses writing things about people like its a bad thing, when in reality their fans are rejoicing over it.

Sanjaya is an amazing person. I love him so much!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop saying horrible things about him. If he is a loser, then why are you so into talking about him??? Exactly. So just shut up!!!!!!!!

Oh and by the way, he looks absolutely fabulous in those pictures!!!!!!! I can't wait until that commercial comes out!! I'll be watching commercials more than TV!!!!!!! HAHA>!!!!!!!!!! I love SANJAYA MALAKAR!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:24PM on May 28th 2008 by Rainah

69. Common slang terms for males involved in prostitution in the Anglosphere include "escorts", "man-whore", "rentboys", "hustlers", "working boys", "trade", "call-boys", and "gigolos". Slang terms from other regions include:

taxi boys (Argentina and to a lesser extent in Chile)
chapero (gay), prostituto, puto, gigolo (Spain)
flete, gigolo or gigolón (Peru)
Prostituto (Portugal)
jigolo (pl. jigololar) (Turkey)
callboys (Germany and in the Philippines)
鸭子 → yāzǐ, meaning "duck" (Mainland China)
ホスト → hosuto, meaning "host" (Japan)
kucing, meaning "cat" (Indonesia)
gigolò, puttano (Italy)
garoto de programa, meaning "program boy", michê (Brazil)
Tapins (France) gigolo, escorte (France and Quebec)
ζιγκολό - zigkolo (Greece)
The rentboy name is derived either from the fact that the boys were renting themselves out, or that they paid their rent with their earnings. An escort who does not identify as gay, but who has sex with male clients, is sometimes called "gay for pay" or "rough trade". Male prostitutes offering services to female customers are sometimes known as "gigolos".

Clients, especially ones who pick up escorts on the street or in bars, are sometimes called "johns" or "tricks". Those working in prostitution sometimes refer to their trade as "turning tricks".

People who prostitute themselves with others while in an amorous/sexual relationship are sometimes said to hustle "on the side".

Posted at 8:14PM on May 28th 2008 by holly

70. (I resent you Rainah, for taking post numbr 69 from me.)

In same-sex male prostitution, participants may engage in a variety of sexual acts based on the client's desire and sexual orientation. Although some prostitutes may restrict the clients, restrictions often fall when the price of the service increases. Commonly performed sexual acts include masturbation, single or jointly performed, oral sex on or by the client, anal intercourse performed by or on (self-identified) straight clients, or anal intercourse performed on or by gay or bisexual clients.[1]

Some young men come to hustling only once; some engage briefly while others work as hustlers for an extended length of time.[1] Financial incentives may be the primary reason that prostitutes engage in this work, but they are by no means the only reasons.[5] Hustling may also confer on the hustler a sense of self-worth (when he feels desired by the client), or of social status (when treated to expensive restaurants, high-end designer clothes, or travel destinations)[1], or in some cases erotic gratification, or of societal rebellion (breaking social conventions) or mystery.[6] Conversely, some prostitutes may also experience a sense of self-destructiveness or exploitation, or difficulty in distancing private sex from commercial sex, or suffer from the social stigma (see below) of hustling. [7] The reasons for hustling are thus extremely personal and may involve a mixture of positive and negative justifications.

Few prostitutes in the West rely exclusively on sex for their income. [8] Some prostitutes supplement their income by work as a pornographic actor or model (and vice-versa), nude model, massage therapist, burlesque dancer (a "go-go boy", "erotic dancer" or, in the Philippines, "macho dancer"), by performing in sex shows or by running a personal website (with, for example, pictures and erotic webcam shows available for subscribers). Other prostitutes have jobs entirely unrelated to the sex industry.

The same complexity of motives may underlie the justifications of the prostitutes's client: although sexual gratification is often a primary motive, the client may also be moved by many emotional concerns (including issues related to sexual orientation, power and emotional attachment, their own age and attractiveness), as well as needs for special treatment (i.e. fetishes, sadism, humiliation, etc.).[1]. The clients in male prostitution are not exclusively older gay men.[9] Typical clients include married men, business men, inexperienced gay men, gay men looking for sex, and gay and straight couples. [10]

Some male clients, including those who identify as straight, may prefer escorts who are crossdressers or pre-operative transsexuals.

Male prostitution with male clients is more or less tolerated in a number of Western and non-Western countries. This kind of sexual relationship may be a transitory practice with financial benefits for a young man on the road to adulthood which he will subsequently abandon once he is married. This can be especially true in societies in which a young man's access to women is strictly prohibited before marriage. The tolerance, reduced price and exoticism of male prostitution in other countries leads some clients to engage in sexual tourism.

Male prostitution in urban centers is also an outlet for economically and socially disadvantaged individuals, including immigrants. In recent years, Western Europe has seen an increase in prostitution by young men from Eastern Europe, North Africa, the Balkans and the Middle East.

Posted at 8:31PM on May 28th 2008 by hollygo

71. OMG111!!!! How can you say such things? U think U R an indusrty xpert?

Posted at 8:39PM on May 28th 2008 by sanjayalvr4evr

72. Call me, Ishmael.

Posted at 8:47PM on May 28th 2008 by Raven

73. Every post on this this thread is gramtically incorect.

Posted at 9:24PM on May 28th 2008 by Besame

74. Catch me, I'm falling.

LOOK AT ME!!!!

Posted at 9:26PM on May 28th 2008 by kujopop

75. Dimples, you can get one of Blake's CDs for free if you know a Blaker Girl. Email them at Team Plaid. I'm sure they can hook you up.

Posted at 9:47PM on May 28th 2008 by Xenophanes

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