Warrior to Hogan: Oil Up Your Son

5/27/2008 2:09 PM PDT
Nobody's favorite homophobic, face-painted wrestler Ultimate Warrior has returned to what he does best -- playing with dolls while trashing the Hogan family.

The Ultimate Idiot ripped on Hulk Hogan for those awkward pics of him rubbing his daughter's ass with suntan oil and even suggested the Hulkster was rubbing up the wrong child: "...if Hogan is going to oil anybody's ass, he should oil his son Nick's ass."