Don't Pleather the Hoff, Pleeeeze!

WTF is the matter with that dude?

Hey Hoff, move to Germany where you have fans....

At least he kept his pants on. The guy looks like a friggin' stork.

Hoff is a total tool....What The F**K do europeans see in this A** Hole

JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER FLEDGING STAR'S IN HOLLYWEIRD LAND TRYIN' TO LOOK LIKE TEENBEAT WITH A MUG THAT SHOULD BE THE POSTER CHILD FOR GERITOL. SUSAN LUCCI TRY'S TO WITH THAT YOUTHFUL ESSENCE GARB, BUT SISTER PLEAZE YOUR NECK SCREAM'S SCARY MOVIE 100. GOBLE, GOBLE TO THE SAGS AND BAGS. TO DAVE, YOU WERE SMOKIN' HOT BACK IN THA DAZE, WHAT'S WIT' THE WILSON'S IMITATION PLEATHER SHIRT CRAZE? YOU GOT TO REACH OUT AND TAKE HOLD OF A DESIGNER.

IF THIS REACHES ANTONIO MARTINEZ PLEASE READ. I ENJOY YOUR GOSSIP, ETC. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF G-D STOP SAYING "YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW". THANK YOU

NEXT THING "YOU KNOW" YOU'LL BE CHEWING GUM TOO. SORRY TO BE SO CRITICAL BUT IT IS ANNOYING.

THE HOFF ROCKS. CAN'T WAIT FOR AMERICA'S GOT TALENT TO START!

I sang backups for David Hasselhoff that night and I must say, he was very cool, didn't take himself seriously at all, and generously donated his time, contacts and personal staff to help raise money for the widow and daughter of a dear friend of his, Wade Hubbard..who died recently from brain cancer. All I have to say is, remember D.H. can be an easy target to ridicule, but the man comes thru for the people he cares about..so I'm for HOFF!

The dude did NOT have to donate his time, effort and expertise, so those of you who want to flip David off should do it elsewhere. The dude is a mensch.

Don Kenney